Sicko or Lucky Bastard

Sicko or Lucky Bastard?

  • Sicko

    Votes: 8 7.6%
  • Lucky Bastard

    Votes: 97 92.4%

  • Total voters
    105

calloway

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I'm bored... so here's your chance to pick on me. :p

A few weeks ago in was in BC on business and in my normal horniess I was reading through the town's personal classified ads. One massage ad came up that offered a duo package for the nice price of $90 for the 1/2 hour.

Made the appointment and off I went to find the location in a residential area. At the end of the street was a "massage" sign nailed to a hydro pole... followed by a sandwich board advertising their business placed on their front lawn. I seriously hesitated about going in since the neighbours must just love this place and the unwanted attention it brings.

Figured since I didn't live there... what the hell. Put the baseball hat and sunglasses on and off I went. A couple neighbours gave me the look as I walked towards the side door... but no comments were made.

I rang the door bell and an older (40ish) lady comes to the door to welcome me. Not bad looking... a little heavier set. She takes me downstairs to a small room in the basement where the rest of the room is blocked off with bed sheets. Inside the room was a decent massage table... lights dimmed and a small electric fireplace with the "wood crackling".

She leaves the room and asks me to get comfortable. A few minutes later she comes back down... followed by another the other half of the duo. I didn't get a great look at her since I was on my stomach... but she was probably 20ish. Tough to see her body shape since she was wearing a sweatshirt and pants.

The massage was actually quite nice... four hands all giving a pretty decent massage. After 15-20 minutes the older one asked me to flip over and they started on the front side. This finally gave me the chance to see both ladies up close. No eye candy... but not too bad. Still fearing a set up or LE bust... I'm still a little worried about springing the hard on... but finally decided what the hell. As the both of them get closer and closer to the center of my brain... the blood flow goes into full action as the younger one asks if I wanted a release. Duh? Yes please. As she stroked away I asked how the two of them got into the business and how they met. The older one then turns to me and says... "This is my daughter". Holy shit... I just about shot the load to the ceiling right there. I didn't know how to answer... I just smiled and said to myself OMFG. Mommy worked on the balls and daughter stroked me to a wonderful completion. I asked about more options... but no nudity or other services. What an interesting experience.

So... here's the question. Am I a sicko for staying with a Mother/Daughter tag team or am I a lucky bastard? Once choice... even though I know some of you think I'm both.
 

capncrunch

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Apr 1, 2007
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You're a sick, lucky bastard.

(BTW... don't believe for a minute that they're actually mother and daugher. It's all part of the mind-games they play for the customer's benefit.)
 

calloway

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capncrunch said:
(BTW... don't believe for a minute that they're actually mother and daugher. It's all part of the mind-games they play for the customer's benefit.)
After watching the both of them finish me off... I really do think they're mother and daughter.

By the way... there is more to the story. The younger one gave me her business card with a different phone number on it. I called her a couple days later and she said she DOES offer more services.... just not when her mother is around. Same house... same room.

Needless to say I booked another session with the daughter. All options were available... but she "ran out of condoms". Took her up on the nude release for $90. Interestingly enough... I still preferred the duo session.
 

guelph

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May 25, 2002
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all of the above

Plus as previously posted luck

Is why your are the MAN!!!!!
 

CUTTERBUCK

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Jan 17, 2004
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Mother/daughter.

I have to believe the poll results are correct, you are a LUCKY BASTARD. Although a FS duo with a mother/daughter would be even more interesting, or maybe I'm the sicko. ;)
 

JumpingShark

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Aug 19, 2006
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I would say both options....but sweet all the same! Good on ya! You have done one of the perv's 100 things to do before you die list.
 

speedmetal

Member
Apr 3, 2008
333
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Canada
calloway said:
I'm bored... so here's your chance to pick on me.

A few weeks ago in was in BC on business and in my normal horniess I was reading through the town's personal classified ads. One massage ad came up that offered a duo package for the nice price of $90 for the 1/2 hour.

Made the appointment and off I went to find the location in a residential area. At the end of the street was a "massage" sign nailed to a hydro pole... followed by a sandwich board advertising their business placed on their front lawn. I seriously hesitated about going in since the neighbours must just love this place and the unwanted attention it brings.

Figured since I didn't live there... what the hell. Put the baseball hat and sunglasses on and off I went. A couple neighbours gave me the look as I walked towards the side door... but no comments were made.

I rang the door bell and an older (40ish) lady comes to the door to welcome me. Not bad looking... a little heavier set. She takes me downstairs to a small room in the basement where the rest of the room is blocked off with bed sheets. Inside the room was a decent massage table... lights dimmed and a small electric fireplace with the "wood crackling".

She leaves the room and asks me to get comfortable. A few minutes later she comes back down... followed by another the other half of the duo. I didn't get a great look at her since I was on my stomach... but she was probably 20ish. Tough to see her body shape since she was wearing a sweatshirt and pants.

The massage was actually quite nice... four hands all giving a pretty decent massage. After 15-20 minutes the older one asked me to flip over and they started on the front side. This finally gave me the chance to see both ladies up close. No eye candy... but not too bad. Still fearing a set up or LE bust... I'm still a little worried about springing the hard on... but finally decided what the hell. As the both of them get closer and closer to the center of my brain... the blood flow goes into full action as the younger one asks if I wanted a release. Duh? Yes please. As she stroked away I asked how the two of them got into the business and how they met. The older one then turns to me and says... "This is my daughter". Holy shit... I just about shot the load to the ceiling right there. I didn't know how to answer... I just smiled and said to myself OMFG. Mommy worked on the balls and daughter stroked me to a wonderful completion. I asked about more options... but no nudity or other services. What an interesting experience.

So... here's the question. Am I a sicko for staying with a Mother/Daughter tag team or am I a lucky bastard? Once choice... even though I know some of you think I'm both.

Lucky sick bastard pretty much sums it all up lol. Wonder if Daddy/Hubby knows about the operation :eek:
 

speedmetal

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Apr 3, 2008
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calloway said:
There were two guys on the porch when I left... probably Daddy and the daughter's boyfriend.

Nothing like family pimp'n.
How were her teeth, Were any of them missing??? :eek:
 

Warrior666

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Oct 10, 2006
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This one was a funny one for sure, I haven't laughed as much in a long time.

I was wondering if we could get perhaps some female opinions as well since it's pretty obvious how us, guys, feel about this situation ... :D
 

Twinklegirl

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Warrior666 said:
This one was a funny one for sure, I haven't laughed as much in a long time.

I was wondering if we could get perhaps some female opinions as well since it's pretty obvious how us, guys, feel about this situation ... :D

FEMALE OPINION

That is the last thing I would do with my mother. I don't think you are a sicko, I think the duo is.
 
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