S shakenbake Senior Turgid Member Nov 13, 2003 8,601 3,193 113 Durham Region, Den of Iniquity www.vafanculo.it Apr 3, 2020 #1 What sign does a brothel put up when they're not open? Beat it, we're closed!
I Indiana Well-known member Feb 23, 2010 4,070 1,992 113 Apr 3, 2020 #2 How about a strip club? Sorry, were clothed.
L LiveInTorontoPartyInMontreal Well-known member Feb 23, 2008 2,616 1,008 113 Apr 3, 2020 #3 I admit I stole this. Tell your worst enemy that he couldn't get laid in a women's correctional facility with a fistful of pardons !
I admit I stole this. Tell your worst enemy that he couldn't get laid in a women's correctional facility with a fistful of pardons !
F fisherm Active member Aug 17, 2014 1,201 11 38 Apr 4, 2020 #4 Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks
M Micber Active member Sep 29, 2018 464 167 43 Apr 4, 2020 #5 The ex-wife has been looking sexy for the past few weeks.
P Prentice Well-known member May 26, 2018 749 695 93 Apr 5, 2020 #6 Day 5 without sports: Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice.
Day 5 without sports: Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice.
S superstar_88 The Chiseler Jan 4, 2008 6,643 1,849 113 Apr 5, 2020 #7 go over and introduce yourself. you may get lucky.
