SophieeeeeNow multiply that number by 5
Had to plead the fifth when she asked how many I've been with. A handful, two handfuls? Maybe a few more, would you like another glass of wine beautiful, how was your day at work...
Should i go?
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Had to plead the fifth when she asked how many I've been with. A handful, two handfuls? Maybe a few more, would you like another glass of wine beautiful, how was your day at work...
You like them young naive and virgins no less. Also, she mustn't be the sharpest tool in shed for suggesting this, even at 21.. To each his own I guess.
If you do go:
0. Bring a token gift for the host.
1. Don't overtly spell out your age.
2. Mention how mature she is.
3. Be respectful, and make every indication that you'll treat her with respect.
4. Stay on the "more sober than the rest of the room" end of the scale.
If you are looking at a relationship of some sort:
5. Actually be respectful to her, and follow the Parks rule, "Don't leave a mess, and leave it better off than you found it." That's not necessarily a monetary thing.
If you like her go, because if you want to date her family will become involved. If it's just about getting in her pants then don't go, and given her track record, maybe move along.
0. Bring a token gift for the host.
1. Don't overtly spell out your age.
2. Mention how mature she is.
3. Be respectful, and make every indication that you'll treat her with respect.
4. Stay on the "more sober than the rest of the room" end of the scale.
If you are looking at a relationship of some sort:
5. Actually be respectful to her, and follow the Parks rule, "Don't leave a mess, and leave it better off than you found it." That's not necessarily a monetary thing.
If you like her go, because if you want to date her family will become involved. If it's just about getting in her pants then don't go, and given her track record, maybe move along.
Tell her that you are not yet at the stage of a relationship with her to meet the family. You have no interest in rushing her into an intimate relationship ( :eyebrows: ) but when you are both at that level of comfort - family events would be more appropriate. This would also prevent the unlikely scenario that you are a revenge boyfriend for the previous one they nixed.
She is retired.
Oh no is this the same guy with the young cottage neighbour?
If so then i say go to the party........... nothing bad will happen unless your imagine lets it go that way.
Excellent advice.
Besides, being invited to a family gathering before really dating someone for any length of time seems premature to me (unless I'm old-fashioned).
Well against my own advice & some others I went to the shindig last nite. Got to meet mom & dad & little bro & about 30 friends & family. Warm hug from moms & stiff handshake & not so welcoming glare from pops! Awesome pot luck dinner & dessert, fully stocked bar & all the women dressed to the nines all in all a pretty good time. I offered to help moms with the dishes & got to dry some of the stuff that couldn't go in the dishwasher. Very good looking & intelligent lady, turns out we have some of the same management schooling & credentials. Had a couple laughs when I started dancing to MJ's Billyjean, then the elephant came out of the closet. What are your intentions with my daughter? Hmm i guess saying I wanna bang the snot out of your near virgin daughter wasn't the correct answer & I don't think pleading the fifth was an option so I said just taking it slow & seeing where it goes. She rolled her eyes & said don't bullshit a bullshitter hun! Fuk I nearly spit my drink out. " I didn't make it to the top of the company ladder on my back or by chance, I read men like a book & stick it in their ass if they try to deceit me(oh boyyy). "She's my little girl & the most precious thing in the world to me, play games with her or break her heart & you'll wish you were never born". So much for that warm hug at the door Ms. Thatcher
Being the easy going guy I am I said this is the reason we've decided to elope. Then sort of a crazy look in her eye & I started laughing."You got me there blondie" & she started to laugh. I told her I appreciate her being protective of her daughter but really i'm not that bad of a guy. We finished the dishes & sat down for a drink & she brought me her daughters photo album, from a baby to current it was kinda touching. Then she proceded to show me her bedroom, still has a frickin teddy bear on the bed & decorated with girly girl stuff! I know that everyone matures at different ages, an 19yr old I was with seemed like a late 20's mentality but no doubt this one is still mommy's little girl. So I told moms I seen her point & wouldn't do anything to take advantage or hurt her. That got me another warm hug & nice boobies pressed against me! Went back downstairs & joined the rest of the party for a bit. Gave the little Miss one last kiss & headed for the door.
Started driving home realising this girl is just a kid & deserves someone who will be there & %100 faithfull to her. So whats an eligible bachelor to do on a Saturday nite at 11:15? Simple... call your fav exstripper, breakout the bottle of Crown from the backseat & tell her you've got a suite booked at the Marriort. Still think i'm recovering from the hangover, & the banana's a little sore, but somehow my conscience feels better.
Being the easy going guy I am I said this is the reason we've decided to elope. Then sort of a crazy look in her eye & I started laughing."You got me there blondie" & she started to laugh. I told her I appreciate her being protective of her daughter but really i'm not that bad of a guy. We finished the dishes & sat down for a drink & she brought me her daughters photo album, from a baby to current it was kinda touching. Then she proceded to show me her bedroom, still has a frickin teddy bear on the bed & decorated with girly girl stuff! I know that everyone matures at different ages, an 19yr old I was with seemed like a late 20's mentality but no doubt this one is still mommy's little girl. So I told moms I seen her point & wouldn't do anything to take advantage or hurt her. That got me another warm hug & nice boobies pressed against me! Went back downstairs & joined the rest of the party for a bit. Gave the little Miss one last kiss & headed for the door.
Started driving home realising this girl is just a kid & deserves someone who will be there & %100 faithfull to her. So whats an eligible bachelor to do on a Saturday nite at 11:15? Simple... call your fav exstripper, breakout the bottle of Crown from the backseat & tell her you've got a suite booked at the Marriort. Still think i'm recovering from the hangover, & the banana's a little sore, but somehow my conscience feels better.
