Sheryl Crowe: Humans Should Stop Using Toilet Paper

[chubbs]

Humans should start using Sheryl Crowe

 

[xdog]

You could be like some people in Middle east countries and carry around sand and pebbles in your pocket to use as ass wipe. Typical for people to go crazy over some stupid idea like conserving toilet paper while they drive around in gas guzzling vehicles.


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[The Mechanic]

I'm going to use some right now, let some shithouse gases into the atmosphere, while we're on the topic, why does our shit smell so good? Who's going to enforce her new 1 square law, Richard Simmons?

would that be a greenhouse gases? thats a whole new topic...lol

 

[The Bandit]

How can ANYONE wipe their ass with one piece.

 

[Fabulous]

drip dry ?

 

[Berlin]

Well, not stop using toilet paper all together; but, limit use of toilet paper to only one square per visit to help put an end to global warming.

One square per (no. 2 ) visit won't do.The stuff that comes out of my chocolate starfish is usually on the soft and wet side, a square won't finish the job.

 

[enduser1]

Sheryl Crowe shits marble don't you know?

 

[elmufdvr]

yea .. she doesn't want to use a fountan to wash her ass..how would it fit in her jet..the hose would be very long.

 

[Aardvark154]

I read that now she's trying the "it was just a joke" routine.

 

[Berlin]

Sheryl Crowe shits marble don't you know?

Dang, and I thought she would've learned a thing or two about proper diet after dating that bike guy fer so long ...

 

[BottomsUp]

The whole notion of one piece/wipe seems rather impractical, however it did stimulate my thought processes, and I think I may have nailed a happy compromise. Recycling!!! Thats right lets recycle the good old asswipe. Lets say that you take 4 squares, fold over 3 and leave one dangling. When you're finished with that one, rather than toss it into the abyss below, fold the one dangling piece over the freshly wiped side and deposit into the newly invented recycled asswipe container which of course will have drying and de-scenting features. Repeat the process until finished, and you'll accumulate a plentiful supply in no time. Not only will it save the environment, but look at the money you'll save. More to spend on your favourite sp. So there you have it folks. I'll be applying for a patent on the recycler in the morning and will sit back and collect my royalties and get back into the hobby. Can't wait.

 

[dickydoem]

Just remember, if you ever meet her, for heaven's sake DON'T shake her hand.

 

[twobigo]

Just another spoiled celebrity talking out of both sides of her mouth.....does her entourage of publicists, ass kissers, band members travel in mopeds..or huge gas guzzling RV,s?

 

[Robio]

I could use Sheryl Crowe's tong instead.
I like using baby whips when I can