Sheryl Crowe: Humans Should Stop Using Toilet Paper

[boffo]

Well, not stop using toilet paper all together; but, limit use of toilet paper to only one square per visit to help put an end to global warming.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21606753-2,00.html

A guy named Fred that I went to high school with must have been an early adherent of this idea. He literally smelled like shit every time he walked by me for 4 years. And he was a straight A student too.

 

[zuzi]

okay

Personally i think its sick the North Americans use heaps of toilet paper instead of using water. Its so much more hygienic and clean if people started using water to wash themselves after "taking a dump".

USE WATER FORGET AND USE A PEICE OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE UP!!!

 

[stang]

I'm never gonna sit in the front row of one of her concerts.

 

[elmufdvr]

it is better to wash your ass... cleaner.. but then if you keep using water up it is bad also..using good clean water to wash the shit off your ass while there are people with no clean drinking water..shame on you... so one solutin is to not shit. ahhh that won't work... F@CK now what?????????

 

[oral.com]

She really does get the big picture. She can use the carbon credits from saving trees to offset the carbon she uses when she jets from one city to the next.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

I remember the first bidet I saw - "Oh cool this bathroom has a fountain in it"

I thought it was to wash my feet.

 

[zuzi]

it is better to wash your ass... cleaner.. but then if you keep using water up it is bad also..using good clean water to wash the shit off your ass while there are people with no clean drinking water..shame on you... so one solution is to not shit. ahhh that won't work... F@CK now what?????????

First off there would be tons of water saved in the production process of toilet paper thereby creating a significant increase in the availability of fresh water. Secondly, water is can be recycled quite quickly through the sanitization process so its not like we aren't re-using our water.

Its disgusting that in this country we ONLY use toilet paper to wipe our asses when its clearly not enough. Next time use some water and once you feel the difference you'll never go back!

 

[xdog]

First off there would be tons of water saved in the production process of toilet paper thereby creating a significant increase in the availability of fresh water. Secondly, water is can be recycled quite quickly through the sanitization process so its not like we aren't re-using our water.

Its disgusting that in this country we ONLY use toilet paper to wipe our asses when its clearly not enough. Next time use some water and once you feel the difference you'll never go back!

What do your sandwiches taste like?


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[The Mechanic]

Hey use newspaper and recycle then!

 

[xdog]

I suppose if I ate bird seed for breakfast, then 1 square would be enough for me....BTW...what form of transportation is Ms.Crowe using to criss cross the nation?

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[zuzi]

What do your sandwiches taste like?


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YOU USE TOILET PAPER AFTER!! That way you use less toilet paper and are cleaner!

 

[jbar]

I have an idea, why don't we just stop gonna to the washroom. Also while we're at it, let's stop breathing since there is to much carbon dioxide in the air.

 

[LancsLad]

I remember the first bidet I saw - "Oh cool this bathroom has a fountain in it"

Those low level water fountains are great.

 

[Esco!]

.....while we're at it, let's stop breathing since there is to much carbon dioxide in the air.

If people stop using toilet paper I may have to.
At least through my nose anyways

 

[WhaWhaWha]

We should do like our forefathers. The right hand is for eating and the left for wiping.

 

[Aardvark154]

Trust a "singer" or "actor" to take a sensible idea (conservation) and drive it right off the cliff of extremism.

FYI from my experience not all of the Continent uses bidets it seems to be principally a Western European "thing."

 

[Mikehorn]

A guy named Fred that I went to high school with must have been an early adherent of this idea. He literally smelled like shit every time he walked by me for 4 years. And he was a straight A student too.

His last name wasn't "Zed" was it?

 

[osanowo]

now I know why Armstrong dumped her.

 

[The Mechanic]

now I know why Armstrong dumped her.

LOL!

 

[BallzDeep]

I'm going to use some right now, let some shithouse gases into the atmosphere, while we're on the topic, why does our shit smell so good? Who's going to enforce her new 1 square law, Richard Simmons?