Sheena WEST is forced to go EAST

[sheena west]

Hi everyone. I'm writing you from Vancouver B.C. You see, I've been banned from the Vancouver P.E.R.B board for 2 months for being naughty so I have come to harass you guys.
hopefully you'll have a better sense of ha ha than "those guys"(just kidding guys, if your reading this, youve been very tolorant with me, I deseved it) I like to think I'm funny but some times other people dont But I genuinly don't try to hurt anyones feelings or offend. So please try and take everything I say with a grain asault and we will all have fun!
xoxoxoxSheena West

I was born with no gag reflex

 

[Svend]

Bad girls rock!

 

[shack]

hopefully you'll have a better sense of ha ha than "those guys"(just kidding guys, if your reading this, youve been very tolorant with me, I deseved it) I like to think I'm funny but some times other people dont But I genuinly don't try to hurt anyones feelings or offend. So please try and take everything I say with a grain asault...
xoxoxoxSheena West

If you "asault" people here you'll get banned again.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Those wimps dont deserve you sheena. You should just pick up and moveout here so we can have you to ourselves online and offline.

 

[sheena west]

Whoa hey , I don't "assault" people. I just simply tell it how it is and say whats on my mind. I'm very straight up and honest. 9.5 times out off 10 it's never ever directed at anyone specific. What happened was that some dude responded to one of my posts and was very sarcastic and what I thought was rude, so I responded back and told him to kiss my brown ass. It was directed totally to him and none else so thats why I got the boot. I must have been feeling sensitive that day, cause normally things like that don't bother me. normally I would just brush it off and make a joke out of it, I mean everyones allowed to say what-ever they like (the whole freedom of speech thing) so I just overeacted

 

[WhaWhaWha]

He wasn't accusing you of assault. He was making a pun out of your grammatical/spelling error.

So please try and take everything I say with a grain asault and we will all have fun!

I think you meant to say, "take everything I say with a grain of salt".

To “take something with a grain of salt” is to view a statement with a skeptical attitude. To “take something with a grain asault” is just ... well kinda funny.

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So when are you moving out here?

 

[Svend]

I thought she slugged someone with a bag of oats.
Please post a pic of that brown ass you want kissed.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

That would make her a cereal killer.

No I didn't mean to accuse of you of more violence. What I meant was...

 

[Cobster]

so what exactly did you say to get banned for 2 months

 

[Avery]

From PERB's Penalty Box & Gallows thread:

user: sheena west
duration: two more months
reason: not being able to understand the concept about unpaid advertising

ModWest

It doesn't say anything about telling someone to kiss her ass.

Don't shoot me; I'm just the messenger.