Sex while....

Hammerstein

bored and sleepless again
I imagine at one time or another we have all had sex in/ on some form of transportation. Be it a car, boat, motorcycle, plane or a train.
Okay so now how many of the same people have had sex (FS) while in operation of said vehicles?
How about a ferry?

http://www.thestar.com/News/article/179436
 
Well, I've had sex while driving my boat at about 5 mph....the steering wheel tilts to a near horizontal position and my gf's butt fit perfectly into it.

So what she'd do was sit in the steering wheel, with her legs up on the armrests of the captain's chair and I'd do her that way. If I had to turn left? I'd shift my hips to the right and vice versa. If I really wanted to get some good humpin happening I could work the throttle of the 7.4 L big block heheheh
 
Hammerstein said:
Some how i think it would have been a bit different on the ferry.



With the ferry (sp?) you would need to use the back channel for docking.:eek:
 
Guessing the ferry wasn't docking

Two crew members – a man and a woman – were reported to have been on
the command bridge at the time the Queen of the North sank at 12:22 a.m.
last March 22, after crashing at full speed into rocks off Gil Island, south of
Prince Rupert.
 
Hammerstein said:
Guessing the ferry wasn't docking

Two crew members – a man and a woman – were reported to have been on
the command bridge at the time the Queen of the North sank at 12:22 a.m.
last March 22, after crashing at full speed into rocks off Gil Island, south of
Prince Rupert.

Wonder if crashing full speed into rocks off Gil Island happened before or after the captain got his "rocks off"?
 
kramer said:
Wonder if crashing full speed into rocks off Gil Island happened before or after the captain got his "rocks off"?



Captain Highliner says " Ever been blown ashore before Billy"
 
LancsLad said:
Captain Highliner says " Ever been blown ashore before Billy"

You forgot the second part of that line:

No? Well bend over, aisle fill ya in!
 
I had a nice bj while I did my tax return once. Felt nice to actually get screwed while I was getting screwed.
 
tboy said:
You forgot the second part of that line:

No? Well bend over, aisle fill ya in!


She may only have been the fishermans daughter


But she lay on the slab and said fill it.
 
Sex with sailors= They come in waves


(for any of you youngsters out there females in the navy during wwII were called waves)
 
i've done the boat thing from just about every angle. driving,drifting,rafted(and got caught) in the cutty cabin and on the back deck.

Once also on the back of a skidoo, parked though
 
skiierman said:
i've done the boat thing from just about every angle. driving,drifting,rafted(and got caught) in the cutty cabin and on the back deck.

Once also on the back of a skidoo, parked though



I read about you in the paper.


That snowmobile dealer was really pissed.:D
 
goodtime said:
Should that be knots, Captain?

Probably but my speedo reads in knots as well as mph and actually the mph is the larger of the two measurements on the face. Now that you mention it, all the speed signs in and around the harbour are in mph too.....