I immediately joined the other two slaves. I noticed that they were Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell, I finally realized why pirates drink so much rum.
Sex story. One sentence per post.
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I know where she went....LOLBut there was one bitch missing.
but it turned out to be ray finkel he was rubbingCute-bald was rubbing one out earlier.....
'Wow, what a crazy dream!' I said waking up with a jolt and turning over to to see that the two sexy female massage attendants I hired had invited the rest of the hot female staff and were smoothing oil all over each others naked bodies .....but it turned out to be ray finkel he was rubbing
One looked at my/me and said, don't quote me, just say it as you see fit, WOW what a big eye you have!!!!'Wow, what a crazy dream!' I said waking up with a jolt and turning over to to see that the two sexy female massage attendants I hired had invited the rest of the hot female staff and were smoothing oil all over each others naked bodies .....
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burt-oh-my!
Wow, what a crazy dream!' I said waking up with a jolt for the SECOND TIME, only to realize that in fact I WAS ON THE FRIGGIN PIRATE SHIP AFTER ALL and that I had only woken up in my dream and that in fact the ship had now put out to sea and Ellen had tied me to the mast naked and vulnerable.
So I ended up getting keelhauled and went to porno heaven.Then she said, 'one more long winded sentence like that one and I'll keelhaul ya Burt'!
