Sex story. One sentence per post.

[papasmerf]

I found that odd as we were in Denver.

 

[papasmerf]

I awoke in the ICU at Denver General Hospital.

 

[hyperdog]

Cute-Bald was there asking the nurse for bareback.

 

[papasmerf]

the nurse's name was Edward.

 

[hyperdog]

Edward got excited by Cute-Bald's bareback proposition, and took off his pants and bent over for him.

 

[hyperdog]

Cute-Bald's dick could not reach Edwards asshole because Cute-Bald was too short.

 

[great bear]

Cute Bald's legs failed him as he had gone to India for a cheap leg operation.

 

[blackrock13]

He forgot to get two.

 

[amber-jade]

thank goodness they don't call him trypod for nothing

 

[hyperdog]

Cute-Bald then looked at me.

 

[blackrock13]

and said, 'can you give me a lift'?

 

[blackrock13]

... but the coed was expecting the cable guy, as he's got a thicker cable, and sent you packing.

 

[tool_man05]

with Cute bald guy watching helplessly.

 

[hans4u]

The busty coed was then asked by Cute bald guy if she'd like to join him for dinner.

 

[T.O.tourist]

She shook her head no, as she giggled and said "I don't date hobbits."

 

[Mineshaft]

She shook her head no, as she giggled and said "I don't date hobbits."

She then continued on to the body rub parlour where she'd recently made an appointment with Chastity.

 

[burt-oh-my!]

At that point I was feleing a bit better, and so I left the hospital, and staggerred into the street, accidentally falling into a motorized pirate ship captained by Ellen Degeneris.

 

[blackrock13]

'Oh my', She said.

 

[night ride]

At that point I was feleing a bit better, and so I left the hospital, and staggerred into the street, accidentally falling into a motorized pirate ship captained by Ellen Degeneris.

This thread is gay, but so is ellen D.

 

[burt-oh-my!]

She immediately struck me with an electric cattle prod, and ordered me to swab the decks - with my tongue