Iām overseas right now and reminiscing about a hilarious penis-colada moment at the Sandbanks. Whatās your best sex on the beach story to help get us through winter?
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Took a sexy college gf on a boat-ride to a local island. We enjoyed the water & sunshine on a deserted beach, then gave in to carnal desires on the sand 
Haven't thought about that for awhile. Thanks for the opportunity to reminisce
Haven't thought about that for awhile. Thanks for the opportunity to reminisce
Well.....beach was once and only once! Someone when i was much younger wanted to try sex on the beach and ocean. Well in the ocean the current had turned up the fine sand in the water......that was not fun!! So plan 2 .....n the dark that night.....we went back to the beach....found out about sand fleas....the bites and red marks were horrible on both of us in the morning.....I have not been back to the beach for anything but sun, swimming and drinks! Can we talk pools??
HB69......was here!?!?!!!
HB69......was here!?!?!!!
yup 2 hard lessons one never forgets
And now youāre reminding me of a uni-age wilding with another couple in Quebec: camping, boating & trying poppers together. The trouble was no one could get their pants down before the effect wore off! Just for the record I donāt do drugs and never hard drugs but I did try poppers this one camping weekend at 22. Itās probably pretty bad for your health, so donāt try this at home kids!Took a sexy college gf on a boat-ride to a local island. We enjoyed the water & sunshine on a deserted beach, then gave in to carnal desires on the sand
Haven't thought about that for awhile. Thanks for the opportunity to reminisce
Yikes, veteran advice here people!
I have a pool & hot tub in my back yard so donāt get me started as I donāt want the neighbourhood watch coming for me! Also donāt ask me how I know I can hold my breath underwater for a full 60 seconds
October 2023, the wife and I visited Hedonism 2 in Jamaica for 10 days. Lots of sex on the beach, sex on the hobby cats and sexy all over moments. Super hot week!
oh this is a CRAZY story ... went to mexico with my BANK TELLER on a whims notice and we banged right away to get it over with and enjoy. next days later i met a peruvian girl at the hotel bar. we went out and smashed on one of those beds in the sand they have in mexico... but we got caught and ran away to a boat marina ... we snuck onto a real expensive yacht and started fucking on a safety net in the back ... but then .. FlashLights !! we got caught again this time by real police we got up ran away and left, the police chased us down the beach, we ran into a fake pirate ship and hid from them under a table; they left at 6am, me and her split our ways and i caught my flight home at 11 am 
. that was 13 years ago and that peruvian girl STILL texts me on facebook jajaja
. that was 13 years ago and that peruvian girl STILL texts me on facebook jajaja
Brother from another motheroh this is a CRAZY story ... went to mexico with my BANK TELLER on a whims notice and we banged right away to get it over with and enjoy. next days later i met a peruvian girl at the hotel bar. we went out and smashed on one of those beds in the sand they have in mexico... but we got caught and ran away to a boat marina ... we snuck onto a real expensive yacht and started fucking on a safety net in the back ... but then .. FlashLights !! we got caught again this time by real police we got up ran away and left, the police chased us down the beach, we ran into a fake pirate ship and hid from them under a table; they left at 6am, me and her split our ways and i caught my flight home at 11 am
Was a guide at a resort, an esteemed position which sometimes earned the admiration of clients due to our enhanced skills, tans & confident demeanour. Saving clients from imminent demise before breakfast was routine.
A female client was riding shotgun in my vehicle for some reason. We went for a nice drive and ended up at the boat launching spot for water enthusiasts.
It was a nice quiet day down by the water. Birds were chirping, leaves were rustling in the gentle breeze, the current carried flotsam and jetsom downstream ...
Locked eyes with the clientess, we smooched, seized the moment & tore our clothes asunder. We beat up the stream-bank in amorous rapture. Don't think we were on a beach, so will leave the eligibility of this post to the op/mod. The riverbank was angled and was a mix of sand, gravel, and shrubbery. Firm yet spongy & comfortable. We had an erotic romp down by the water
Drove her back to base camp, she left for home, another satisfied client. Think we hooked up on a water adventure again and met up in her hometown. Specifics fade, the glory lasts forever.
Thanks for the opportunity to take a trip down memory lane
A female client was riding shotgun in my vehicle for some reason. We went for a nice drive and ended up at the boat launching spot for water enthusiasts.
It was a nice quiet day down by the water. Birds were chirping, leaves were rustling in the gentle breeze, the current carried flotsam and jetsom downstream ...
Locked eyes with the clientess, we smooched, seized the moment & tore our clothes asunder. We beat up the stream-bank in amorous rapture. Don't think we were on a beach, so will leave the eligibility of this post to the op/mod. The riverbank was angled and was a mix of sand, gravel, and shrubbery. Firm yet spongy & comfortable. We had an erotic romp down by the water
Drove her back to base camp, she left for home, another satisfied client. Think we hooked up on a water adventure again and met up in her hometown. Specifics fade, the glory lasts forever.
Thanks for the opportunity to take a trip down memory lane
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Had great fun a few times in the waters of Lake Huron by Grand Bend many years back. Even with people within 100 feet away. She could hold her breath too 
I lol'd at "flotsam and jetsam", exactly what I refer to it as... mind you, I am an ancient mariner lol
Keep on keepin' on Mav ;--)
and now the trivia for those that didn't care...
Years ago while studying at Queens. Met a girl at a bar and we hit it off. She wanted to go for a walk down by the waterfront. Things heated up a bit and the next thing you know she is riding cowgirl as I sit on the rocky shoreline. People walking by and i am sure the knew what was happening even though it was dark and our shirts are still on. That was part of the excitement for sure. Took her to her apartment, got her phone number, and kissed her goodnight. Couple days later we met for a coffee where she told me that she had fun but she was engaged and set to be married that summer. Wild! We said our good byes and honestly I don't even remember her name.
Many years ago drove down to florida with a group of friends. Thought we'd try the gulf side and ended up at this family resort/hotel in Sarasota. Little did we know that it wasn't the place for mid 20's boys.
Sitting around the poolside a milf locked eyes with me, as the night progressed and the drinks were flowing, she asked me for a walk on the beach as the sun was setting.
She led me to a nice little spot between two rocks and the sea grass and proceeded to drop my trunks and ride me like I was her hall pass.
It couldn't have been more obvious as we walked back to the pool together a little disheveled.
I still have scars from the sand on my ass. Well worth it....
Hawk
Sitting around the poolside a milf locked eyes with me, as the night progressed and the drinks were flowing, she asked me for a walk on the beach as the sun was setting.
She led me to a nice little spot between two rocks and the sea grass and proceeded to drop my trunks and ride me like I was her hall pass.
It couldn't have been more obvious as we walked back to the pool together a little disheveled.
I still have scars from the sand on my ass. Well worth it....
Hawk
Many years ago, I booked a trip to Aruba. One night, I met a blonde Bostonian at a bar and we hit it off. We went down to the beach for a "walk", found a somewhat secluded spot and went at it. Being the gentleman that I am, I let her ride on top to avoid the sand. Well, that was a mistake. Every time she lifted her head after kissing me, I got a face full of sand from her long locks. Not the most pleasant experience, so we went back to her hotel room, where we kept at it, but this time in a bed. She had a roommate asleep, and at one point we hear her say, "Keep that up and I might have to join you." She never did, but it was an invigorating thought.
Must admit, the idea of undressing a lady with tan lines, kissing, lickings my way along her tan lines to find her various white erogenous zones is a huge turn on. Either somewhere south with her or upon her return home.....
But yet you lost count....lol! No shade, just having a little fun!
5-6 years ago just outside of sooke, bc on the island. A friend who lived there and would go on hikes and drives with me when I was off touring did some skinny dipping in the sooke river earlier in the day. Gave him a bj there and then we drove along the coast to juan de fuca hwy to Muir cat beach and ended up going at it while I sat on a old log. Folks walked by (it was 3pm) so had had to finished quickly and we both did. Drove back to Victoria and got some ice cream. Was a great day
