Sex logs computer program

hyperdog

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I did a google search for this and nothing turned up, so I'm thinking of writing my own computer program for this. The concept is very simple actually. Every time you score, when you get home (or pull out your iPhone if you carry the program there) you enter the info. You can enter as much detail as the program asks for, or leave some detail out if you don't want to enter so much information.

As the months (years!) go by, the computer can analyze all the data you've entered throughout (if you're cool enough, that information should have been entered everyday), and reveal some pretty interesting stuff, perhaps stuff you never knew. For example, how many blowjobs have you received over the past 10 years? What percent of them were Asian, Russian, blonds, short, tall, East Indian, big-boobed? How many times were CIM. Is the CIM-to-Blowjob ratio close to 100% (as it should be, lol)? How many times you did anal? Pussy creampies? etc... If there specific girls that you had sex regularly with, then of course, you can find out how many times you did it with each girl. Which specific girl did you have sex the most with over the past 10 years, the second most, the third most? Who did you give a facial to the most? How many different girls in total have you had sex with? How many times in total? I bet most of you have no clue. If you have photos of the girls, you can save the photos there too and view your sex life gallery. For those who want to keep track of their spendings, you can store how much money you've spent on hobbying too, and it can even assess the type of SP you tend to spend the most money on (perhaps you think you know that answer, but that is only based on your memory, you could be wrong). Of course, you can write full reviews, though I can't think of what the program could do with those reviews other than storing it and retrieving it for you.

Any other features I should consider putting into the program? I probably will upload it for free, but I have to think of a name of the program. I need suggestions for that too.
 
It was a joke.

If you make it for personal usage - you might as well just log it all in excel - way less work. I don't think a lot of people are going to document their daily activity like this.
 
It was a joke.

If you make it for personal usage - you might as well just log it all in excel - way less work. I don't think a lot of people are going to document their daily activity like this.

A spreadsheet will not be able to do all the analysis I mentioned above. Even if you were really expert in Excel (and most people are probably not), you would have to enter a whole bunch of stuff the get whatever averages or what not that you want. Here you would only have to make a mouse click, and it would be much more user-friendly, and it features only sex-related stuff, whereas Excel is much less specialized. I would be a lot less work to use the program instead of excel, because it would guide you throughout, and you can simply skip whatever you want to skip. I'll post a youtube demonstation when I'm finished, and rejoice in all the female comments.
 
Guys, you must remember. Your sex history is your trophy. But what good is a trophy if it only exists in your memories? Open up this program and let your glory unfold as you congratulate yourself.
 
Guys, you must remember. Your sex history is your trophy. But what good is a trophy if it only exists in your memories? Open up this program and let your glory unfold as you congratulate yourself.

This whole thing went from a funny joke to just sad :(

.... It was a joke, right?
 
Sounds just a tad narcissistic to me.

Honestly if you feel the need to keep score then perhaps you would be better to spend money on self esteem therapy than pooning.
 
Wilt Chamberlain was narcissistic when it came down to the women he "collected", but was he one happy man while doing so. He fucked 20,000 women and wrote it all down in his little black book. But from April 4, 1962 to Dec 19, 1973, how many of them where white? Asian? Black? What was his average per day during this period? What time of day did these fucks usually occur? What was the most in one day that he scored during this period? Too bad he wasn't using my computer program.