Science Jokes

[seth gecko]

These jokes have become an impedance.....

 

[NHFL]

These jokes have become an impedance.....

If you are upset, let us chant OHM and see if we cannot relax.

 

[danmand]

I think I resistor too much.

Oh, I just got paid for some work. Have to go to my vault and fil-a-mint. I say that tungsten firmly planted in cheek.

Stay current and put some spark in your life.

 

[seth gecko]

If you are upset, let us chant OHM and see if we cannot relax.

That one earned you inductance to the Science Joke Hall of Fame

 

[CUPID]

Did you hear the sodium joke?
Na

 

[seth gecko]

Renowned scientist Dr. An Wang was experiencing blurry vision working in the lab, so he went to an optometrist, who performed a vision test and informed Dr. Wang of the results: "you have cataracts".
To which Dr. Wang replied: "no, I have Rincoln Continental"

 

[seth gecko]

One magnet says to the other magnet; "when we first met, I found you quite repulsive. But now having seen the other side of you, I find you quite attractive!"

 

[seth gecko]

Ya' know, soem people think black holes are really interesting.
I think they suck.

 

[Mod99]

Ohm, I'm not sure I like the current this thread is taking.

 

[NHFL]

Ohm, I'm not sure I like the current this thread is taking.

May I suggest you switch polarities?

 

[NHFL]

That one earned you inductance to the Science Joke Hall of Fame

I'm in good company then...

 

[SchlongConery]

May I suggest you switch polarities?

If he becomes bi-polar he may have to take Lithium.

 

[NHFL]

Did you hear the sodium joke?
Na

I may not have heard the sodium joke, but I sea salt.

 

[NHFL]

If he becomes bi-polar he may have to take Lithium.

Every now and again, I must stop the punning and recognize true art! No way I can trump this one.

 

[SchlongConery]

Every now and again, I must stop the punning and recognize true art! No way I can trump this one.

I am on fire with the lithium reaction!

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Ohm, I'm not sure I like the current this thread is taking

No need to throw a tantalum

 

[SchlongConery]

Asymmetry: A place where you bury dead people.

 

[SchlongConery]

No need to throw a tantalum

You Swedes really should learn to bite your tungsten.

 

[Submariner]

I have always enjoyed the humour of Steve Harris

 

[danmand]

If he becomes bi-polar he may have to take Lithium.

No, that is just water under the bridge.