Science Jokes

[danmand]

You don't like my chemistry work play?

Well, you Sulphur, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium.

Another good one.

 

[SchlongConery]

I feel insalted at the level of these chemical puns.

Some asshole threw sodium chloride on me. It was assault, pure and simple.

 

[SchlongConery]

The song would actually be longer today with the recent additions of Darmstadtium (Ds), Roentgenium (Rg) and Copernicium (Cn) Flerovium and Livermorium.

Blackrock, perhaps you can find me a source for unobtanium?

 

[red]

I feel insalted at the level of these chemical puns.

ya know, if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate

 

[WoodPeckr]

I feel insalted at the level of these chemical puns.

Your good for the gold if you have an iron constitution, not one made of aluminum.....:eyebrows:

 

[SchlongConery]

ya know, if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate

A truly sedimental thought.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Rather elementary really.....

 

[danmand]

ya know, if you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate

No, I think that Boron Mear will be stuck in the filter.

 

[WoodPeckr]

No, I think that Boron Mear will be stuck in the filter.

Better to reverse osmosis.....:eyebrows:

 

[danmand]

Better to reverse osmosis.....:eyebrows:

Don't be insalting!

 

[WoodPeckr]

Don't be insalting!

Just have to be nice to your semipermeable membrane....:thumb:

 

[NHFL]

The puns in this thread are Boron. And anyone who finds them funny is a big Boron.

Saying that, I hear SPs often set these work schedules based on their Periodic Table.

 

[WoodPeckr]

... I hear SPs often set these work schedules based on their Periodic Table.

Indeed.....best to be avoided when the iodine vapors are flowing.....

 

[seth gecko]

A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"

 

[danmand]

A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"

Capacitors are irresistable.

 

[SchlongConery]

A capacitor heads out to the pub, but the doorman refuses him entry. The capacitor says "I'm just here to have a drink", and the doorman say "well then, okay, .........but don't go starting anything!"

I got a charge out of this one! Watt a joule!

 

[seth gecko]

Happy you guys enjoyed it. I wasn't sure what type of reactance a capacitor joke would get. Because when I told that same joke to my pet amoeba, he split!!!

 

[NHFL]

I got a charge out of this one! Watt a joule!

I actually found it revolting, but maybe I'm not current with electric jokes.

 

[SchlongConery]

I actually found it revolting, but maybe I'm not current with electric jokes.

Ohm my God! Never underestimate the shock value of a capacitor joke!

 

[NHFL]

Ohm my God! Never underestimate the shock value of a capacitor joke!

I think I resistor too much.

Oh, I just got paid for some work. Have to go to my vault and fil-a-mint. I say that tungsten firmly planted in cheek.