Hahaha spot on mate, I don't normally comment on other SPs reviews (if you can even call her an SP) but I cant resist this one.
OK, where to start....a guy calling himself "sexy muffin", or a guy with only three posts, 10 min apart raving about this girl, or a guy using the term "super satisfying"? Three strikes - yer out Caroline! I give you points for being super duper gutsy though.