Sayings

[The Bandit]

On the way back from the cottage I saw a saying on the sign of a church in Mansfield.....

"Some things just can't be answered by Google"

Post any you've seen or like.

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

Bless Us All

I once saw this driving in the south of the U.S. on a roadside billboard:

JESUS IS

EVERLASTING TACO SALAD

$1.99

Amazing what punctuation can do!

 

[Twinklegirl]

Over a Plumbing Shop

A royal flush is better than a full house.



And, my facebook status a few days ago:

Jesus was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

 

[Big Rig]

Jesus saves, Gretzky scores.

 

[Jacques_Offe]

Being in bed with another on a Sunday morning shouting "Oh my God" is not the same as going to church!

 

[Moraff]

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

written on the side of a muddy vehicle, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this car"

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

Somebody wake up Leroy 'cuz he aint never seen a wreck like this.