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Sailing Party ... this summer!!

cute-bald

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I have a 43 foot sailboat. Google make & model : Hunter 430. Sleeps 8. 2 bathrooms with showers. Located Outer Harbour.... Toronto lake Ontario. PLAN: a day sail with up to 12 ..... atleast 6 ... hot g.f.e. escorts. Lets start a crew list .... launch mid. May. Ladies & Gents message me back so I know who is interested for this spring/summer. Cheers.:cool:
 

cute-bald

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Sooooo does thaat mean......

....Dani....... you are interested???? Let others know here & message me & I will know what I am working with starting late May. Like to get out weekends as much as possible ... weather permitting..... I am a fair weather sailor. Dani... you already have the fabulous tan .... Ships Ahoy!:D
 

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stang said:
Caution - just don't let a guy named "capncrunch" drive the boat though.
LOL

Well done, first full-on belly-laugh of the day.

No, I won't drive the boat, just ogle the wimmen.
 

tboy

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I tried this once before for a day trip on my bote and I was quoted things like "my hourly rates are XXX per hour, so how many hours did you want"???

If you would like 6 sps, that's 6 times the going rate of $240.00 per hour or $1440.00 per hour.

I know us boaters are supposed to have deep pockets but sheesh lol....
 

cute-bald

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Here is the plan.....

...first ... no sailing experience required. I am CYA certified. Some basic help needed. Any weekend that I post.... first select the ladies ( 6) that show interest. Then post so guys interested can come. Fulfill a fantasy on the high seas! LOL! There is 3 bedrooms that sleep 2 each. Or give us a show on deck! LOL. If none of the ladies care to come out..... then any guys who want to do a day sail can come. YES it seems sad but true that some ladies have very little life apart from working..... missing out on some of life's other experiences.
 

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capncrunch said:
There's actually professional certification in Cover Your Ass?? Is that like a legal degree?
LOL you beat me to it......

But the big question is: do you have your harbour licence? (and took that joke of a test, rescuing orange tennis balls sheesh....)
 

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cute-bald said:
I have the Toronto Harbour licence.:D
Did you take it in your boat or the zodiac? I never bothered getting it after I heard the bullshit that they tested you on and plus the fact that you don't have to take it in your boat, it can be done in a 6' inflatable......

I can't tell you how many times I was stopped by the harbour patrol and they asked for it. They all said that they understood it was a bullshit test but I still should get it.

One of the biggest issues on the water between sailbotes and stink botes is the fact that many sheet flappers think they have the right of way always. The thing is, when they're under power, they are equal to a power boat. When I kept mine at Bluffer's Park I used to tease the hell outta the sailers who couldn't sail, they just puttered around everywhere. I almost got kicked out of the stink bote club when I was caught helping a young lady move her 26' C & C to another slip. She inherited it from her family and didn't know how to pilot it so I was moving it for her. Man, the ribbing I took over that lol.....

On my bote I had 3 positions open for young bote bunnies:
First Mate
Play Mate
and
Prime Mate

(oh man did I get flack for calling a bunny PRIME mate lol)
 

cute-bald

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I took mine.....

... first doing the Humber College... Humber sailing programm.... got my CYA certification & at the same time used the .... ,I think 23 ft.,.. Lund. A metal hull power boat. Look at the pics. of my sailboat... Google Hunter 430. It is a real eye catcher & I felt it much easier , while doing the other tests, to get the Harbour permit out of the way.... or else the cops would spot me a mile away .... a may begin to hassle me. When you are having a few drinks.... nothing crazy..... but don't need to give them a reason to "throw the book at ya'." P.S. I also hand them my binder with my CYA certification. That gets them leaving pretty quickly. :D
 

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One of the things about drinking in the habour, the captain/pilot should NEVER drink..EVER. That's a recipe for disaster. In addition, if you get caught it goes on your car licence as well.

As for passengers, have them put all their drinks in a plastic cup kind of like a tupperware, don't have them flaunting it, and keep the music to a reasonable level.

The only time I ever got hassled was when I was anchored for lunch at humber bay park. Some asshole cop on a jetski came buzzing around and made us take all the beer out of the cooler under the transom seat and put it in the fridge downstairs, and take all the food out of the fridge and put it in the cooler. He actually stood there and watched.

So fine, we fire up the BBQ and start prepping to make lunch and the shit head is puttering around and around and around the boat. (2 cycle stinking up the place). I called over to him: would you mind? You're stinking up the place and that motor is REALLY irritating. He just stared at me.

SO I had my passengers shut off the bbq, pack up the lunch stuff, I fired up the engine and hoisted the anchor. Buddy turned to follow us. So I'm outside the little harbour and sure enough, asshole is right behind me, not 20 feet. He follows for like 15 minutes like that (I'm only doing maybe 5 mph).

So I said "fuck this, everyone hang on" I opened her up. Now when it was new, and had a freshly waxed bottom, I could hit 60 mph on the speedo (prolly 50 actual). Well, buddy tried to catch up but nope....we got about a mile away and found a small floatilla of power boats, mixed in with them, went out the other side and doubled back to the Toronto harbour.

BTW: it IS legal to have open liquor or beer on a boat as long as your anchored and the anchor is actually hooked......
 

cute-bald

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Yes ... you are right...

... anchoring is then considered ..NOT under weigh..... problem ( if any) is once you raise anchor. I alway like to be out a bit from harbour for eating..... better scenery & privacy .... & avoid the cop problems & traffic & noise. I don't stay too close to Harbour or land. If I did that I would just stay at dock.
 

tboy

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cute-bald said:
... anchoring is then considered ..NOT under weigh..... problem ( if any) is once you raise anchor. I alway like to be out a bit from harbour for eating..... better scenery & privacy .... & avoid the cop problems & traffic & noise. I don't stay too close to Harbour or land. If I did that I would just stay at dock.
That's one of the things that bugged me about lake ontario. Not a lot of little inlets etc to anchor at. There is one on the east side of the bluffs but it gets really busy with lookie loos on weekends.

One of the things about going out for privacy is that it doesn't take long for the lake to get DEEP. If you don't anchor, and have a 10 mph wind, you sit there for an hour and if you've got an offshore wind, you'll end up 10 miles away. One time I was out there and did that and had a wind amost due south. I said to my crew: if we stay here like this we'll end up in Wilson NY and not burn a drop of fuel lol.....
 

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cute-bald said:
... anchoring is then considered ..NOT under weigh..... problem ( if any) is once you raise anchor. I alway like to be out a bit from harbour for eating..... better scenery & privacy .... & avoid the cop problems & traffic & noise. I don't stay too close to Harbour or land. If I did that I would just stay at dock.

Ya, the cops tend to stay close in zipping back and forth -- looking for easy pickings and women I think. I tend to sail out 5 - 10 miles, heave to and fire up the BBQ. Drinking though.....only do that on the mooring ball or anchored in this lake. Just not worth it....

Lot less power out there last summer. Have to agree there are a lot sailors out there who don't know the rules of the road under sail or power. Same with power boaters though. Just glad most people stay close inshore !

Licensing is just another money grab.
 

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Let me know

the cereal guy can work the foredeck
 

cute-bald

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I had 2 ladies message me.......

Lets get more ladies. Guys, if you see an escort & they know of this board or you want to tell them ..... please give them my handle or direct them to the thread to let me know they are interested. The response so far is promising & 1 of the ladies ( she is real hot & is well know here .... & when she responds to my message I will ask if the could post here too) has extensive sailing experience. I know this is early but like to lay the ground work for late May & thought it might take some time to net-work & get 6-8 ladies who are interested & very likely to partake.:D
 
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