Rules to teach your son.

tin cup or whatever his name is bumped his best advice ever thread again. you have competition.
 
If you get involved with the cops for any reason, Shut your mouth say nothing !!!!
 
don't be an asshole. just be a dick

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Don't get your opinions from others. Form them yourself after thinking them through.
 
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3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.....

This is a strange one. Someone serving me me while I chat up the single women, wives, and girlfriends sounds pretty boss to me. A few of them sound outdated enough to words from my grandfather.


As for advice for this current generation...
1. You might think you are special but so is everyone else.
2. Losing is just a reminder you need to keep working.
3. Life is not fair; deal with it.
4. Life isn't about perfection, it's trying to be better than the day before.

If you shake it more than 3 times you're playing with yourself.

Is that a bad thing?
 
Whenever you have doubts about the decisions you're making in life, always keep in mind that Kanye West is going to run for President in 2024.
 
“Hair and make up can make any woman look pretty. Truly beautiful souls shine with or without it.”

Don’t fall for just a pretty face. A woman’s real personality is shown through her actions to others when no one is paying attention.

That’s the woman you need to settle down with.
 
Never argue with an unintelligent person (idiot), they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience!
Always challenge your opinions and views with those who do not agree with you and can back their beliefs and opinions with facts. This way you are open to learning or able to teach.