calloway,
at the risk of starting a war, (and thats not what this is meant to do, so just be mature about it please)...I really would like to make some comments about your post.
I really don't understand why you thought you should put a positive spin on your self service service?
going to an MP and getting such a treatment is a complete joke. And furthermore, instead of sugar coating it, you should be advising people that in the very best scenerio, avoid Mia like the plague, a huge YMMV and proceed with caution. Why? because you were ripped off, and played like a fiddle. (next time it will be better hun...)
You were actually happy with her "moving her gstring from side to side?"
Why would you have not simply got up, thanked her politely but let her know of your dissappointment, left and called the management (or face to face if you wish) and tell them that you are a frequent visitor and the level of service and disrespect you just endured was disgusting?
You don't have to be an idiot to complain. and who knows, it might have just helped you in some way?
Now why would anyone else take the already existing risks of going to a very public place to get off and have to gamble on receiving such a similar poor service from this establishment as well?
just my comments
BB
the real one