Romantic Poems

[xarir]

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so Are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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Every time I see your face

I wish I were in outer space

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I saw your face as you walked by

but then I saw a better guy

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife

Marrying you screwed up my life

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I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

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My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

10 parts vodka, one part lime

 

[widowmaker]

So can you tell me what rhymes with orange.LOL

 

[sweetnlovinlady]

Poems

I fear the day you tell me that your love has gone away.
i fear that you wont need me to brighten up your day.
i fear that your with someone the mins i'm away.
i fear the day you tell met here is something you must say.
i fear that you will leave me in the middle of the night.
i fear the day you tell me my fears were always right.


now thats a poem

 

[icewater]

haha...

 

[Notion]

Bedtime prayer for men

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.


One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.


One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
and would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.