Robert Young Prison Scenario

[Ref]

If you were to have ended up being a cellmate with the late Robert Young, which one of his famous characters would you prefer him to be when he ass-raped or mouth-fucked you?

~ Marcus Welby: The lovable doctor who cherished his house calls and rescuing the early 70’s suburbanites from their aches and pains.

Dr. Welby: Come here my little friend, I want to take your temperature
Cellmate: But Dr. Welby, that’s not a thermometer
Dr. Welby: Shut up you snot nosed little bastard, in here I am God, and God wants you to suck his cock!
Cellmate: But Dr., I don’t find you attractive
Dr. Welby: Then close your eyes my little pet and pretend that I’m James Brolin

~ Jim Anderson: Everyone’s favourite father. Jim takes us back to a time when life was clean and simple, like apple pie and white bread.

Jim: Wakey, wakey…
Cellmate: Huh? What the-
Jim: Kathy’s menstruating Bud, can you smell her?
Cellmate: What? Who’s Kathy? And why are you calling me Bud?
Jim: Relax Bud, I’ve made a decision that will be socially pleasing for everyone…Now spread your legs…

 

[Drunken Master]

*backs slowly away, before reaching a safe distance and running like hell*

 

[shinyam]

...

 

[Dancerfan]

Mannnnnnn youve got to be kidding??
How in the hell did you come up with something like that??

 

[big dogie]

Ref .........you are fucked up and I think it's great!!!

 

[jwmorrice]

Next up the Beav?

jwm

 

[Jesus]

I do not know what is more disturbing. The actual post or the fact that Marcus Welby is leading the vote count.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The fact that Jesus decided to post in this thread is disturbing enough for me.

 

[Pistol Pete]

I feel like a bit of a freak. Why am I the only one who voted for Jim Anderson?

 

[wrong hole]

slippery pete

issues with your father.....maybe

 

[Pistol Pete]

Thanks for your answer Wrong Hole. How would you characterize your vote for Marcus Welby MD?

 

[wrong hole]

My mommy always told me to marry a Doctor