If you were to have ended up being a cellmate with the late Robert Young, which one of his famous characters would you prefer him to be when he ass-raped or mouth-fucked you?
~ Marcus Welby: The lovable doctor who cherished his house calls and rescuing the early 70’s suburbanites from their aches and pains.
Dr. Welby: Come here my little friend, I want to take your temperature
Cellmate: But Dr. Welby, that’s not a thermometer
Dr. Welby: Shut up you snot nosed little bastard, in here I am God, and God wants you to suck his cock!
Cellmate: But Dr., I don’t find you attractive
Dr. Welby: Then close your eyes my little pet and pretend that I’m James Brolin
~ Jim Anderson: Everyone’s favourite father. Jim takes us back to a time when life was clean and simple, like apple pie and white bread.
Jim: Wakey, wakey…
Cellmate: Huh? What the-
Jim: Kathy’s menstruating Bud, can you smell her?
Cellmate: What? Who’s Kathy? And why are you calling me Bud?
Jim: Relax Bud, I’ve made a decision that will be socially pleasing for everyone…Now spread your legs…
~ Marcus Welby: The lovable doctor who cherished his house calls and rescuing the early 70’s suburbanites from their aches and pains.
Dr. Welby: Come here my little friend, I want to take your temperature
Cellmate: But Dr. Welby, that’s not a thermometer
Dr. Welby: Shut up you snot nosed little bastard, in here I am God, and God wants you to suck his cock!
Cellmate: But Dr., I don’t find you attractive
Dr. Welby: Then close your eyes my little pet and pretend that I’m James Brolin
~ Jim Anderson: Everyone’s favourite father. Jim takes us back to a time when life was clean and simple, like apple pie and white bread.
Jim: Wakey, wakey…
Cellmate: Huh? What the-
Jim: Kathy’s menstruating Bud, can you smell her?
Cellmate: What? Who’s Kathy? And why are you calling me Bud?
Jim: Relax Bud, I’ve made a decision that will be socially pleasing for everyone…Now spread your legs…