Riddle Me This Batman

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Golden Horseshoe
It Is Usually Of A Range Up To 8 Inches Long, The Functioning Of Which Is Enjoyed By Members Of Both Sexes..is Usually Found Hung, Dangling Ready, Loosely For Instant Action .. It Boasts A Clump Of Little Hairy Things At One End And A Small Hole At The Other.. In Use, It Is Inserted, Almost Always Willingly, Sometimes Slowly, Sometimes Quickly, Into A Warm, Fleshy, Moist Opening Where It Is Thrust In And Drawn Out Again And Again Many Times In Succession, Often Quickly And Accompanied By Squirming Bodily Movements.. Anyone Found Listening In Would Most Surely Recognize The Rhythmic, Pulsing Sound, Resulting From The Well Lubricated Movements.. When Finally Withdrawn, It Leaves Behind A Juicy, Frothy, White Sticky Substance, Some Of Which Will Need Cleaning From The Outer Surfaces Of The Opening And Some From Its Long Glistening Shaft .. After Everything Is Done And The Flowing And Cleansing Liquids Have Ceased Emanating, It Is Returned To Its Freely Hanging State Of Rest, Ready Yet For Another Bit Of Action, Hopefully Reaching Its Bristling Climax Twice Or Three Times A Day, But Often Much Less. What Am I?


Scrambled Answer: Ootth Shbru
 
Good Riddle, But Awfully Hard To Read When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Each Word. Takes Much Longer To Type As Well.
 
Actually, I received it via email as all-caps, and when I pasted into this thread it was converted into caps at the beginning of each word. Don't know how to avoid that...
 
pritty_kitten said:
tooth brush

would you like to see my "tooth Brush"

wink, wink, nudge, nudge
 
na

I jus like to show off my "Tooth Brush"

I do however insist on seeing your :D
 
you call your "tooth BRUSH" Kitty?????
 
Having just seen Kitty earlier this evening I'm trying not to respond to this post. Too late.
Had a nice time with your tooth brush, but the bristles were microscopic.