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review: marianna (alba look a like) - amsterdam red light district

john bourne

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mods edit: obviously this isn't a toronto incall, but i have no idea where else to put it. i apologize in advance if this is in the wrong forum.

fellas,

very recently i was in amsterdam for a day and a half while in europe on a personal matter. i had a connecting flight from amsterdam to my final destination, and i decided to extend it a full day in order to peruse the red light district. i have been to amsterdam many times, and have had the fortunate privilege of enjoying some of the finer services the red light district has to offer. for those that have never had the opportunity to visit, i offer this review as a sample of what to expect.

i flew into schipol airport, which i must say has always impressed me in terms of how organized the airport is, especially given how big of an airport it really is. anyone who's ever been to JFK for example, can attest to how big of a mess that airport is, and i believe schipol has just as much if not more traffic. in any event, when my transatlantic flight arrived, i was scheduled to have a 5 hour layover, and i quickly realized i wasn't in the mood to sit around that long and wait for a flight so i negotiated a depature the following day, put my luggage in storage and was on my way into town. i made my way to the main amsterdam train station and from there walked to a couple of nearby hotels before i found a vacancy. my flight over had been a little bumpy, and i was jetlagged, so i took a nap for a few hours, with the express intent of waking up in the early evening and heading out on my adventure. i woke up just before 7:30 pm, and had a quick shower, got dressed and headed out. amsterdam, like most major european cities, is a bustiling, lively, adventourous place full of people walking the streets. there is no need for a car or taxi's in amsterdam...in fact i would caution against a cab, they're extremely expensive. i set out and walked over to a nice cafe i had frequented before, ordered a sandwich, a heinken and a freshly rolled "amsterdam special" joint. a couple of side notes, bottled heinken comes in a brown bottle and tastes much better than it does out here, apparently the colour of the bottle keeps light out and locks flavour in. secondly, i'm not a marijuana smoker, although i do indulge whenever i'm in amsterdam, i find it enhances and authenticates the amsterdam experience.

after my meal, i had a couple of more beers at the cafe, and began chatting with a beautiful young lady who worked at the cafe. she is a local, and moonlights at the cafe while she's finishing up her studies. conversation went extremely well and there was even talk of going to a live sex show in town together, but alas, nothing developed and unfortunately things fizzled towards the end. no matter, i was on a mission, and in times like these i much prefer sp's to civilians anyway. i settled the bill and headed out walking towards the red light district. for those that don't know, the red light district is a is an area in the heart of the old part of amsterdam that includes several sex shops, live sex shows, museums, and of course main event entertainment. i haven't ever visited the museums or sex shows, but from what i hear, they're great.

from what i've been told there are some 800+ windows in the redlight district. each window has an SP provocatively dressed and inviting you to enjoy any number of their personal services. it's actually a thing of beauty, the girls are free to work without fear from authorities, there is no such thing as B&S, the rooms are extremely clean, and the industry is heavily regulated. it's very courteous, professional and much more risk free than anything we're used to. simply wander the streets and corridors of the red light district, window shop at your hearts content until you find a suitable SP of your liking, and off you go. simple as that.

onto the review itself. when i'm in the district, i generally like to have a walk through first, and have a look at what's available throughout the areas that i'm interested in, before i go ahead and make any decisions. i remember several years ago, on one of my first visits, i hastily rushed in with the first good looking girl i could find. upon leaving our session, i walked around the district some more, only to discover literally dozens of other gorgeous girls that i would rather have spent my time with. given that, i highly recommend going for a walk around first, and after you've done a lap or two, then go ahead and make a decision. after my walk through, i came back to a young lady i had noticed earlier, her name was marianna. this girl was quite literally a jessica alba impersonator. she was 5'5", incredible body, nice firm b's, gorgeous face. she was certainly one of the better looking ladies on call that night, so i walked up to her door, introduced myself and got the formalities out of the way. generally, rates are somewhat non negotiable, although there is room for bargaining with some girls. the high end, really good looking girls, command upwards of 80 euro for a cbj and fs...they simply call it "suck and fuck". the standard rate for a good looking girl is 50 euro for a suck and fuck. i negotiated a standard session with marianna, and i asked if greek was an option, she replied, "for the right price anything is an option", to which i smiled and we agreed an additional 30 euro for greek. so to summarize, it was 80 euro for a session including greek with a jessica alba look a like, who in my opinion was drop dead gorgeous. the room itself is essentially a very small hotel room, with a double sized bed, and a toilet area off to the other corner. upon entering the room, the curtains are drawn and donation is exchanged. most places do not have shower facilities for customers, so ymmv will certainly increase if you show up showered and ready to go. my session with marianna started off with some very light conversation, mostly about nothing really. she politely asked me to undress myself, and lay down on my back. from there, she started with a very nice cbj. there was a decent amount of eye contact, but it wasn't a terribly intimate experience, although this girl is very good at what she does. after a few minutes i was ready for the main event, so we started with some reverse CG. in all fairness, the RCG was quite mechanical and not terribly erotic, although the view from my end was great. from there we switched to mish, although she requested that i not go too hard, which was kind of a turn off. from there we went into doggy for the greek finale. this was by far the highlight of the main event...mostly because this girl is a gorgeous and the view was amazing. afterwards, we laid next to each other and chatted for a few more mins before i got dressed and headed out. i must say that marianna's english was decent, and we were able to communicate fairly easily, although i don't believe that's standard. afterwards, i walked around the district some more headed to my room and crashed out. i would love to have gone for round two or perhaps even three rounds with some other ladies, but i was quite tired from my flight and lack of sleep.

Looks-9.5 this girl literally looked like alba

Body-9.5 perfect b cup titties, tiny frame, spinner.

Attitude-7 friendly, no real dialogue, in fact no connection beyond physical

Service-7 good cbj, limited positions, no msog, a bit mechanical

Repeat- i love amsterdam, and it has been a place i enjoy visiting from time to time. i would certainly repeat with this girl on looks alone, but there are a tremendous amount of beautiful young ladies in the district, that it's really hard to repeat with just one girl. as for the district experience itself, i highly recommend it.

damage- 80 euro including greek, session last about 20 mins.
 

SandStorM

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bravo

I've always wantd to screw a jessica alba.. good for u :D too bad its too far for me .. Amsterdam !
Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, Alizee, definitely the best lookin girls on this planet
 

hgch98

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I was there in the summer....all the girls would say "50 for Suck and Fuck", but did not partake. Some really hot girls in the windows and in some of the rooms inside of some places. Too many tourist around, felt weird going in an enjoying the hospitality. I wish the $80 dollar places here would have girls that were that hot.
 
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thanks for your review, it brought back some fond memories. Though I don't rate Amsterdam as highly as I suspect you do, it is a fun place for a stop over.
 

anand

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Thanks for the nice review, JB, kind of sounds just like I used to remember the place. May be passing through Schipol shortly, so will try to get a night in.

P.S. Compared to Schipol, even T.O. is a joke. I remember coming from plus 40 deg. C weather, in light clothes, arriving to minus 30C in Toronto, and kept waiting outside the AC plane for a shuttle bus for half an hour.
 

Mia.Colpa

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john bourne said:
Looks-9.5 this girl literally looked like alba

Body-9.5 perfect b cup titties, tiny frame, spinner.

Attitude-7 friendly, no real dialogue, in fact no connection beyond physical

Service-7 good cbj, limited positions, no msog, a bit mechanical
I would rate Jessica the same for looks and body, but only a 3 for Attitiude, very ditzy girl, and a 5 for Service, she really is a lousy lay, much better out there in TO. I won't see her again, not my type, nice to say, "been there, done that", just because she's so famous now, but not then. :)
 

MojoRisin'

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Nice memories

I was in Amsterdam about 10 years ago as a young pup. I landed there and took the train from the airport to downtown. My buddy and I sit down after a long tiring flight and this gorgeous woman sits down nearby. We suddenly perk up and just cant take our eyes off her. She gets off where we do and we check into our hostel, settle in take a quick nap and head out for the evening eager to see the red light district. We are blown away at the ladies. They seemed to be sectioned off into areas of gorgeousness. Some butt ugly in one area of town and gorgeous model like in others. Sooo we are in the gorgeous area and a bit embarrassed just walking by and staring, but hey, when in Rome...i mean Amsterdam right? Well all of a sudden I turn a corner and Im face to face with the hottie we were sitting with on the train. Shes behind a window smiling and waving her finger at me to come in. I just had to, and did. I told her the story and had a good laugh. $50 for 20 mins i think, a fuck, suck or both for more $$$$ i cant remember. What a way to start off our 3 month backpacking tour of Europe. Oh and dont get me started on the Pink Palace in Corfu. (there was a thread about that place here at one time i believe)
 
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