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What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?
I've just gotten home from my late night session with Maddison and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. And not in a good way. This session was a calamity of bad, with fault on both sides, but I'm just going to say it - it was mostly her fault.
I've had my eye on Maddison for probably years. She doesn't normally operate out of Durham (usually she's based out of Markham, I think) but she likes to come by for extended visits every few months. There have been some good reviews of her and she looks sexy as hell in the photos, but the stars never aligned for us. Until tonight. Yay?
I'm fresh home from a two week camping trip in which my wife fucked me once halfway through and there wasn't a whole lot of time or space for jerking it otherwise, so I came in to tonight with a full tank and ripping for a release. With my wife camping one more night and me at home alone, it was the perfect opportunity. I started at Hotel Royal (try not to judge) to get the motor warmed up, which didn't take long, and I had Maddison texting me back saying she was ready now. Perfect. I left my untouched beer stage-side and made my exit. I was promptly given a room number when I arrived at the hotel. So far everything's coming up Jack_Attack.
Maddison opens the door and I find a vision of perfection. I think this is the most beautiful SP I've ever interacted with, hands down. She takes GND to a whole other level. She's in a black kimono and she's soft spoken and friendly. After I step out of my lightning shower, I find her sitting on the bed without the kimono and wearing the same pale pink underwear set from the BP ad. She pats the bed next to her. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? I'm there in a flash.
First, a heavy but soft make out session (DFK) my favourite way to start a session, and then she has me lie down. She not so subtly checks me for STIs before starting with the BBBJ. Guess I passed the test. Now I usually take a little blue pill before a session to keep things running at full steam for the extent, but with the answer of "I'm ready now" over text, there wasn't enough time to take the pill so I went unmedicated and came in to the BBBJ soft. What're you gonna do? But as she was working at it, I do what I always do and I get my hand on one of her perky, perfect tits. She does a little shimmy which I felt was strangely like her moving away from my hand, but she changes positions at the same time so I shake it off. A few seconds later, I find her tit with my hand again but she bodily removes it with her hand and puts it on the bed and keeps on sucking.
What the fuck? Ok, no boob touching I guess? She lost herself a repeat from me right then and there but she wasn't done.
I felt myself getting overly sensitive from the blow job (these things happen when you haven't cum in a week) so I ask her for some DATY. She happily agrees and lies on her back. On my way down she stops me and says "Just be very, very gentle". Ah fuck, this is going to be like the boob thing, right? Anyway, pussy is clean and fresh. Great. I lick from bottom to top and immediately get a hand to my forehead pushing me up. Ok. No tongue below the clit either, got it. I lick gently around her clit and in order to get my tongue in better position, my lower lip rests on her pussy and I get an immediate hand to the forehead. Ahhh this is enraging.
To make a long story short, after multiple hands to foreheads and verbal corrections about pressure, I find myself a man whose face is 2 inches away from her pussy, my tongue hanging out of my mouth, and I'm rotating my head ever so gently to graze my tongue across her clit. At that point, I was just about ready to walk out on a session for the first time in my career. I felt so stupid. Oh and my dick was the smallest and wettest of noodles.
Eventually she maneuvered me back to my back and she restarted BBBJ to get me hard, but things weren't gonna fly. Have you ever been overstimulated so much while soft that when you start to get half hard, you're ready to blow your load? That was me. I asked her to stop before I got fully hard but also before finished early. If I'm putting $120 on the table, I'm getting fucked. So I ask her to get a condom and she says (I suppose reasonably) that I would need to get a little harder. So she leans back on the bed and starts to finger her self and even probes her ass a bit. So here I am seeing a beautiful woman finger herself and touch her buttonhole and all of a sudden all sins are forgiven and my dick shoots to full mast. But I could tell that my sensitivity levels were at 11 and I'm anticipating one, maybe two strokes in her before this all came screeching to a halt. Alas, I wouldn't even get the opportunity to put that guess to the test because she decided to give my little guy a couple more sucks before putting on the condom and that was all she wrote. I blew before she could fully get it out of the wrapper.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK fuck fuck fuck.
I drove home alternating between yelling "AHHHHHHH" at nothing and wondering what it would be like to blow my head off.
So what'd I learn?
1. Don't see an SP when you haven't cum in a week
2. Don't see Maddison because what the fuck
3. Maybe see Maddison from afar, but in like a non-creepy way. Like if I spot her at the grocery store by accident, then just remember what she looked like that night and then don't think of anything else from that night.
What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?
I've just gotten home from my late night session with Maddison and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. And not in a good way. This session was a calamity of bad, with fault on both sides, but I'm just going to say it - it was mostly her fault.
I've had my eye on Maddison for probably years. She doesn't normally operate out of Durham (usually she's based out of Markham, I think) but she likes to come by for extended visits every few months. There have been some good reviews of her and she looks sexy as hell in the photos, but the stars never aligned for us. Until tonight. Yay?
I'm fresh home from a two week camping trip in which my wife fucked me once halfway through and there wasn't a whole lot of time or space for jerking it otherwise, so I came in to tonight with a full tank and ripping for a release. With my wife camping one more night and me at home alone, it was the perfect opportunity. I started at Hotel Royal (try not to judge) to get the motor warmed up, which didn't take long, and I had Maddison texting me back saying she was ready now. Perfect. I left my untouched beer stage-side and made my exit. I was promptly given a room number when I arrived at the hotel. So far everything's coming up Jack_Attack.
Maddison opens the door and I find a vision of perfection. I think this is the most beautiful SP I've ever interacted with, hands down. She takes GND to a whole other level. She's in a black kimono and she's soft spoken and friendly. After I step out of my lightning shower, I find her sitting on the bed without the kimono and wearing the same pale pink underwear set from the BP ad. She pats the bed next to her. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? I'm there in a flash.
First, a heavy but soft make out session (DFK) my favourite way to start a session, and then she has me lie down. She not so subtly checks me for STIs before starting with the BBBJ. Guess I passed the test. Now I usually take a little blue pill before a session to keep things running at full steam for the extent, but with the answer of "I'm ready now" over text, there wasn't enough time to take the pill so I went unmedicated and came in to the BBBJ soft. What're you gonna do? But as she was working at it, I do what I always do and I get my hand on one of her perky, perfect tits. She does a little shimmy which I felt was strangely like her moving away from my hand, but she changes positions at the same time so I shake it off. A few seconds later, I find her tit with my hand again but she bodily removes it with her hand and puts it on the bed and keeps on sucking.
What the fuck? Ok, no boob touching I guess? She lost herself a repeat from me right then and there but she wasn't done.
I felt myself getting overly sensitive from the blow job (these things happen when you haven't cum in a week) so I ask her for some DATY. She happily agrees and lies on her back. On my way down she stops me and says "Just be very, very gentle". Ah fuck, this is going to be like the boob thing, right? Anyway, pussy is clean and fresh. Great. I lick from bottom to top and immediately get a hand to my forehead pushing me up. Ok. No tongue below the clit either, got it. I lick gently around her clit and in order to get my tongue in better position, my lower lip rests on her pussy and I get an immediate hand to the forehead. Ahhh this is enraging.
To make a long story short, after multiple hands to foreheads and verbal corrections about pressure, I find myself a man whose face is 2 inches away from her pussy, my tongue hanging out of my mouth, and I'm rotating my head ever so gently to graze my tongue across her clit. At that point, I was just about ready to walk out on a session for the first time in my career. I felt so stupid. Oh and my dick was the smallest and wettest of noodles.
Eventually she maneuvered me back to my back and she restarted BBBJ to get me hard, but things weren't gonna fly. Have you ever been overstimulated so much while soft that when you start to get half hard, you're ready to blow your load? That was me. I asked her to stop before I got fully hard but also before finished early. If I'm putting $120 on the table, I'm getting fucked. So I ask her to get a condom and she says (I suppose reasonably) that I would need to get a little harder. So she leans back on the bed and starts to finger her self and even probes her ass a bit. So here I am seeing a beautiful woman finger herself and touch her buttonhole and all of a sudden all sins are forgiven and my dick shoots to full mast. But I could tell that my sensitivity levels were at 11 and I'm anticipating one, maybe two strokes in her before this all came screeching to a halt. Alas, I wouldn't even get the opportunity to put that guess to the test because she decided to give my little guy a couple more sucks before putting on the condom and that was all she wrote. I blew before she could fully get it out of the wrapper.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK fuck fuck fuck.
I drove home alternating between yelling "AHHHHHHH" at nothing and wondering what it would be like to blow my head off.
So what'd I learn?
1. Don't see an SP when you haven't cum in a week
2. Don't see Maddison because what the fuck
3. Maybe see Maddison from afar, but in like a non-creepy way. Like if I spot her at the grocery store by accident, then just remember what she looked like that night and then don't think of anything else from that night.
