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review: jerked off twice and blown once.

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
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38
ottawa
jerk off #1: chez-nicole offa EC... i knew something smelled fishy. but i'm a sucker when i'm bored outta my head and have finished a days work early. 40dd at only 125lbs.. anyhow. called. lady sounds sick on the answering machine.. called again in 5min. she answers. she sounds sick and sniffling while on the phone.. takes the appointment anyways. i figured she maybe just woke up and had morning sniffles kinda shit.. da fuck do i know.. anyhow. she gave me directions all the way .. we spoke like 4-5times on the phone shes like. ok. goto billings bridge.. call me when u're there. then get on riverside heading east. call me when u get on it.. call me when u pass the hospital.. call me when u get to the smyth transit station. ok . so after that call she's like. pop around to the old riverside road and park infront of the terminal. and i'll tell u which building.. then she doesnt' answer the phone.. lol.. ya.. straight jerkoff... 5min.. 15min. and then i just bounced.

jerk off #2: fuck shoulda just gone home eh. anyways. wandered by chinatown to aqua di boca or whatever massage/fs parlour. theres a 5'2 34c 125lbs blonde haired blue eyed chick there named julia. not a real hottie but a ok looking girl. anyhow.. door is 30.. fs is ! 200 ! thats after negotiating.. was prepared to pay.. was left to mull it over for 15min while she searched for a rubber.. thougth better of it. put back on my clothes and left. she was kind enough to even give back the door money. imho if u wanna spend that kinda dough for a mp fs. then go see her. she's got a good attitude and she's decent to look at.

bust: called up tanya/isabella/annie circus. so booked an appointment. they're working out of a nice suite style hotel in downtown. ended up seeing tanya as she was the only one avail. cbj was tooth filled.. ick. fs was boring. might as well have jerked off at home. lotsa different positions. but she's .. well worn. and the tons of lube doesn't help either. anyhow. she's about 5'2 125-130. not chubby. but a little bit of weight on her ass/thighs. face is .. 5/10 and overall her body is 6/10 and forgettabout talking to her.. 150 for 45min..

anyways. thats the deal. i'm sure i'm forgetting something..
 

heart9999

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Aug 5, 2003
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Too bad about chez-nicole, I had high hopes for her, ah well..... thanks for the infor 2shy.
 

FunJay

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Jan 15, 2004
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Hey too2sshy......thanks for the info.....are you back in action? Or is this just a temporary lapse? Anyways, i always enjoy your reviews, and take them to be accurate. I have posted a few reviews in your honour on this board....more to come. Acqa di boca, i can add that i have made an appearance there,not too much to write home about.
 

sun

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Mar 27, 2004
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I can concur 100% with 2 shy's assessment of Tanya. she doesn't really seem to enjoy her work. i thought it was me! And you're right . forget about even light conversation if your're an Anglophone like me ' cus she doesn't seem to understand or maybe pretends not to. She just doesn't seem to care. Definately not a GFE ! When your finished , she's up and out of the bed fast and the body language and few spoken words are to get cleaned up and out of here fast 'cus i have another client on the way ! Yikes !
 

Chez Nicole

The one, the only...
Mar 26, 2004
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Too2shy $ Talks Bullshit Walks

I appologize for my being sick, as people do tend to get colds!! I had taken some cold medicine that made me drowsy and eventually put me to sleep! Sorry! I must add I am happy I didn't give you the the full address as it would be on the board for everyone to see (including police) Did you have to specify my directions! Couldn't you just state your review, which you have none really! I am sure there are some gentleman who have spent time with me, that could give a review about me... I invite them to do so!
Thank you!
Nicole
 

southstreet

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Jan 13, 2004
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Chez Nicole said:
Too2shy $ Talks Bullshit Walks

I appologize for my being sick, as people do tend to get colds!! I had taken some cold medicine that made me drowsy and eventually put me to sleep! Sorry! I must add I am happy I didn't give you the the full address as it would be on the board for everyone to see (including police) Did you have to specify my directions! Couldn't you just state your review, which you have none really! I am sure there are some gentleman who have spent time with me, that could give a review about me... I invite them to do so!
Thank you!
Nicole
Nicole, after giving the guy that many directions and phone calls, you fall asleep before he arrives? Donne-moi une "break!"

Too2Shy, you should thank her - if she can't stay awake long enough to make a few $$, I can just imagine how much fun she would have been at the appointment..
(ZZZZzzzzz......)

Sorry, Nicole, the directions he gave narrows it down to about 4,000 possible locations, so I don't think you have much to worry about.

If you want hobbyists to treat you seriously and with respect, return the favour.
 

heart9999

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southstreet said:
Nicole, after giving the guy that many directions and phone calls, you fall asleep before he arrives? Donne-moi une "break!"

Too2Shy, you should thank her - if she can't stay awake long enough to make a few $$, I can just imagine how much fun she would have been at the appointment..
(ZZZZzzzzz......)

Sorry, Nicole, the directions he gave narrows it down to about 4,000 possible locations, so I don't think you have much to worry about.

If you want hobbyists to treat you seriously and with respect, return the favour.
Well said.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
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38
ottawa
yawn.. in a formula1 car itd take ballpark 1/2 second to get from one side of the smyth station to the other.. in my benz it took maybe. tops. figuring in windlag and taking into account tire slippage.. then the streetlight w traffic .. 30seconds.. around the corner... screech of rubber and.. ringing phone.. ring.. ring.. ring.. like. fuck right off.
 

Chez Nicole

The one, the only...
Mar 26, 2004
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To add to those remarks!

I did try calling! The phone number wasn't working for some reason! The last time you had tried calling, I think I called 2 minutes following and got a message saying it wasn't local! So I tried it again with the area code and it was saying that this was a local call!! Figure my confusion!! When I said I fell asleep, I was more like lying down, drowsy and my phone was on vibrate! Fine it doesn't make up for my mistake!! But in case some of you can't read my english properly! I believe I did apologize! *grins*
And as for it not narrowing down my exact location, it really doesn't matter, point is, it didn't have to be put up there!
For the ones that give me respect... trust me! It is returned!
 

Chez Nicole

The one, the only...
Mar 26, 2004
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To my fellow hobbyists as `southstreet` puts it! and to you skeptics out there, you might be interested in taking a look at what `Swashbuckler` did have to say

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50522&perpage=9&pagenumber=2


Thank you!
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
lol.. in 9years of having that # i never heard anyone say that. lol. no skin off my back. i aint the slighest bit worried about anyone doubting me.

anyways. this is turning into another jerkoff session. internet style. peace.
 

Chez Nicole

The one, the only...
Mar 26, 2004
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Thanks for the beating guys!

I think when my add runs out on EC, I will return to my dancing!
I was dancing for 8 years and never got slandered by anyone. Only in this business you can get slandered by people who did and didn't see you . As for dancing I can choose to dance for mature gentleman who will appreciate me.
So I hope you can find someone else to beat on 'too2shy' and 'piehunter'
Good luck to all you other SP's out there who have to put up with this kind of shit from immature "so called" men who think they have the ability to judge!
And as for you 'piehunter' I haven't had one disatisfied custumer that actually saw me in the 2 weeks that I was working. Unless I was lied to, as I do ask if my service was pleasurable.



Only God Can Judge Me
and know my sexual abilities!
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
lol.. so nicole called me. lucky for me i was with one of my guys not an astute broad who woulda picked up on the call. lol. she appologized for missing the appointment. which is a decent thing to do. props for that. even if its after the fact. sa'll good.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
piehunter said:
I have seen Nicole and I consider her to have been a waste of time and money .
fuck you. sa'll i gotta say. i saw her today. and was blown away. now i dunno what you consider to be worth your time. .sheep maybe?? or how about a blowup doll.. cuz. u're on some next shit.

oh n/m i just did a search on all u're reviews.. you thought cali was hot.. 8 outta 10.. lol.. and thought tanya was a great experience.. oh man. some people have different taste.. others. just dont. n/m. u're beyond help.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
chez nicole

read my review on nicole.. its interesting
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
2
38
ottawa
too2shy said:
fuck you. sa'll i gotta say. i saw her today. and was blown away. now i dunno what you consider to be worth your time. .sheep maybe?? or how about a blowup doll.. cuz. u're on some next shit.

oh n/m i just did a search on all u're reviews.. you thought cali was hot.. 8 outta 10.. lol.. and thought tanya was a great experience.. oh man. some people have different taste.. others. just dont. n/m. u're beyond help.

yawn. aite aite. maybe i shouldn't have started with a ''FUCK YOU''.. lol.. that was my original response.. and then. when i did some homework.. i realized how u walk. maybe i shoulda nixed the first paragraph. shrugs.
 
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