Retirement Party

I think this thread should be closed, deleted........Elmo, I thought you retired........what are you doing here......and Sheik, you still owe me Lunch, and while i'm still typing and using up some bandwidth, Elmo you dickless wonder, now that you are retiring, what are the ladies going to do for comic relief.
 
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Cardinal Fang said:
To Muffinmuncher and Meesh:

Were those comments really necessary?
No ... but isnt that the whole point of this thread?
 
wrong hole said:
"Retirement" to elmo means exactly the same thing as "retirement" to a professional boxer or "farewell tour" to an 80's rock band.

Now that I think about it, didnt Sheik and Goober also retire this year to MWEIOMMRB board?

Hey! If you're going to steal my quotes, at least give me credit (or make them funny)!
 
Elmo:

Don't tell me that you are actually ending your career as Mr. Fudd. No way...or are you really moving on? Why the retirement? Tired of the ladies or have you decided to 'cross over to the other side'?

So, where is the party? Could someone pm with the details?

Btw, as for Sheiky and his pole thingy; he has been waving that 'pole' around for a longggggg time.

Oh, the stories...nah...I want to live to a ripe old age! :p

Regards.
 
But don't you think drawing the attention of a board who doesn't really give a shit about you in the grand scheme of things to look at you and honour you at some stupid retirement party thing which nobody really cares about but you and perhaps some of your close friends is a bit stupid and attention whorish?
 
Goober..... just a thought...... but was elmo's intent here simply a spoof of the Jenn Angel retirement thread? I dont get the impression that he is REALLY retiring or that there will REALLY be any sort of party.

Your points are still valid.

"... attention whorish"? Not some of your better work. Tsk tsk.
 
MuffinMuncher said:
Goober..... just a thought...... but was elmo's intent here simply a spoof of the Jenn Angel retirement thread?
Do ya think?

Oh, wow. I didn't figure THAT out. </bitter dripping sarcasm>
 
Sheik, Thursday is good with me......I don't think Elmo is really going to retire, I think it's just a publicity stunt to take away from Jenn's retirement.......I know how much Love he has for Jennifer.
 
MuffinMuncher said:
Hey! If you're going to steal my quotes, at least give me credit (or make them funny)!

you are really missing the boat on this one

let me explain

Elmo spoofing other retirement thread

After rude comments

Fang spoof another terbite's response "are those comments really necessary"

and I'm spoofing your response, which I assume you would get the not so subtle comedy

then goober by calling elmo an 'attention whore' is making a back handed remark at the other retirement thread

and elmo saying I like gerbils......is a cry for help....you see elmo has been locked up in a room with 4 pairs of depends, 2 dead rodents, a small pack of sheik's and a plunger....

you usually clue into the comedy, o muncher of the bran muffins

but ever since you've been writing about your trips to poland, it's like the funny muffinmuncher has disappeared