religious Sp's

[corena]

just call me molly mormon lmao



disclaimer.....honestly...got myself ex-communicated MANY years ago...in a non-SP, yet sexual sin

 

[fireman2525]

Corena do give details!!!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

How about a Jewish-Russain Dancer?

Does that work?

I do know a Jewish Russain dancer...her parents are from Russia... she was born and raised in Israel. Lives, works and plays here in TO now. PM if you want ... on second thought... forget it... I'm keeping her to myself. lmao.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Points to TheNiteHawk and yells*

STONE HIM!

 

[MilesV]

Church Size

I met an SP once who said after the deed was done.

_ I did not know you had such a small organ

to which I replied.

- I did not know I was going to be playing in such a large Cathedral.

OMG.

 

[wrong hole]

...was it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

 

[tillithurts]

Zappa knew

Album: Joe's Garage
Title: Catholic Girls

nuff said

(buy they way, I think I knew the girl who was stuck to seat 47)

 

[pussylicker]

I ran into a MPA last year, who wouldn't do the nasty deed. She placed a towel over my butt while doing my back, then looked away while I rolled over and finally the truth came out. I was shocked she was in the business if she had such high morals. Said she was trying to make money, but should quit and start going to church again. No touching, no looking, but wasn't offended when I'd asked for nude reverse. That's when she told me she shouldn't be doing what she was doing.

 

[fireman2525]

Pussy licker that is the stuff I'm looking for...Who is she and where did you find her??? if you don't want to post it send me and email, tincup2525@hotmail.com

 

[TheNiteHwk]

F**k me for Jesus...

... that is the stuff I'm looking for... ...

Many moons ago... when I lived in Van B.C.

A friend of mine told me about someone he met in a bar that was preaching. She offered sex to anybody that would take a private one hour bible lesson from her. To make it even more bizzare when he was doing the deed... she was moaning & screaming... f**k me for Jesus... f**k me for Jesus. I said to him "NO WAY!" So then he played me the tape that he made. (audio only) And sure enough... she was.

True Story.