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toulouselautrec

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I am a social outcast who pursues Message Parlours, Excort Services, Brothels and the like because they are the only places I can have any intimacy with a woman. To fill the gap of loneliness in between these paid for sessions I am considering purchasing my first synthetic love doll. It is definitely mentionable that the deceitful photographs of women on the majority of sex doll boxes being sold have absolutely nothing to do with the products inside the boxes. Rather the photograph of a sexy model on the box cover is displayed to hook and sell men the product. I think there should more limits put on these companies using misleading advertising. My limited knowledge of love dolls indicates there are inflatable blow-up-dolls, rubber dolls, latex dolls and silicone dolls. Prices range anywhere from about $30 all the way up to $6000 US Dollars as do the qualities of the dolls sold. The top-of-the-line models are quite realistic and very beautiful.

Realdoll at www.realdoll.com manufactured by Abyss Creations sells perhaps the best (or one of the best) love dolls on the market. One interesting website www.dollalbum.com shows photos of some very beautiful real looking dolls (some from Realdoll) even some artistic photography. Upon viewing some of these photographs it was hard for me to tell at first that these “women� are not real women but synthetic sex dolls. Viewing the hot looking pictures of Silicone and Latex dolls is still a bit eerie for me yet they are quite sexy. So why shouldn’t I fuck a love doll? Ron Jeremy did in a porno.

www.smartdolls.com links to several top of the line dolls, erotic photography of dolls, as well as other cool robot and Cyborg sights not necessarily related to sex. Another website www.lovedolls.web1000.com or www.lovedolls.web1000.com/latex.html gives reviews of varying love dolls in all the price ranges and also shows real photos of some of the products out of the box while yet another website www.dollforum.com has a forum dedicated to the subject. Although RealDoll, Superbabe and other high quality love dolls might make excellent silent sexual companions, at over $6,000 US each, they are way out of my price range. However the mid range of $300 to $1000 offers a few real enough looking dolls such as the S1N 18, the Hustler Virtual Love Doll and even the Latex Lady. I did a “search� to see if anyone in Toronto lets you “rent� a love doll by-the-hour but did not get any results.

Would I be breaking any laws if, after I buy a love doll, I take her or it out to a public place such as a shopping mall (to buy her sexy outfits) or to a movie or restaurant. (It beats going out alone, especially on a Saturday night). I would dress her up for the outing and wheel her or carry her around. I would definitely try and close her mouth, if possible, as I would not want to break any obscenity laws. Technically, shouldn’t I have the right to a companion in public, even if she is synthetic? I wonder if I would have to pay a cover admission for her to a club or movie.
Also I am wondering about the status synthetic robot humans in 100 or 200 years. With progressing Cyborg technologies such as adding speech and physical movement to the improving quality of the dolls, I can almost imagine a future gorgeous future human-like androids that are programmable to satisfy most of our sexual desires.
 

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A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll.

"Certainly" says the sales lady. "We have two types, Christian or Moslem. Which one would you want?"

"What's the difference?" asks the man.

"The Moslems blow themselves up."
 

RoadwarriorII

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Offstage, instrument tuned.
Ya know, I almost thought he was serious, based on all the research, until I got down to the point of going out to a movie theatre....and having to try and shut the dolls mouth. LMFAO. Funniest post I've seen in days!

Buy two of them and drive in the restricted lane during rush hour...didn't somebody already do that?
 

TheNiteHwk

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Believe it or not...

It's been done already.

I read an article a while back where guy was charge with lewd sex acts (I'm not saying this is what you want to do) in public. Seems he was out on a ‘date’ with his ‘doll’ and after a few drinks in a bar got a little carried away right the table. End result. He got arrested.

You have mentioned in your post that you are a social outcast. That's an interesting statement. I say that because most people (IMO) who consider themselves social outcasts are not really. Just suffer from low self-esteem. Anyway having said.. (No offense but) consider this... If you feel or think you are a social outcast now one can only imagine how you will feel or look after going out on a date to a movie with a blow up doll. Especially if you are in the line-up with 20 people behind you and are asking if your doll can get in for free. Thank about it.
 

The Baroness

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OMg I just checked out that doll photo site....freaky, but i have to admit..there are some pretty hot dolls on there :)
 

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too articulate to be what he/she claims.

my bet is a phyc student or a student in behavior.

May have set up a pavlovian counter on these sites to clock the reactions
 

MojoRisin'

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The Baroness said:
OMg I just checked out that doll photo site....freaky, but i have to admit..there are some pretty hot dolls on there :)
I was thinking the same thing. Wanna go halvsies on one? BTW i like the busty ones We'll have to work out a schedule of course.
 

cnmb

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If you were serious, why shouldn't consider to get married with a Russian bride?

Although it is a controversial issue. Bit it is reality.
 

Double J

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cnmb said:
If you were serious, why shouldn't consider to get married with a Russian bride?

Although it is a controversial issue. Bit it is reality.

Yeah...but then you'll have to listen to her talk and watch her spend all your money.
 

toulouselautrec

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I think that if I went to a movie some of the other guys behind me would be jelouse and get the same idea because she is quite pretty.
But I like the idea of splitting her with others. If we could get 52 guys together and buy a top of the line doll it would come to about $150 Canadian each plus GST. Then each guy could have her for 1 week a year. Each guy must promise to give her a bath when he's done for the next guy. At the end of the year we could all give her one big gang.
 

toulouselautrec

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Double J said:
Yeah...but then you'll have to listen to her talk and watch her spend all your money.

And pay for her long distance bills back home.
 

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toulouselautrec said:
I think that if I went to a movie some of the other guys behind me would be jelouse and get the same idea because she is quite pretty.
But I like the idea of splitting her with others. If we could get 52 guys together and buy a top of the line doll it would come to about $150 Canadian each plus GST. Then each guy could have her for 1 week a year. Each guy must promise to give her a bath when he's done for the next guy. At the end of the year we could all give her one big gang.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
The thought of sharing sex partners based on financial reasons is utterly disgusting. What about STDs?
What about the psychological effects on this doll?
 

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"As a purchaser of their services, Toulouse-Lautrec also had more direct dealings with prostitutes. Indeed, sometimes he would pack up and move into a brothel for days or months on end. He even enjoyed shocking new acquaintances by giving the notorious address of a brothel as his place of residence! Prostitutes and madams accepted Lautrec as a fellow outcast, and permitted him to wander about, sketching and painting freely on his own initiative or on commission to the brothels. He grew close to his prostitute models; he played board and card games with them, brought them birthday presents, and accompanied them to his studio, restaurants, circuses, or theaters during their time off. He adored redheads, especially one prostitute called Rosa la Rouge of whom he painted several portraits. Lautrec produced an entire album of images of prostitutes, titled simply Elles. He neither vilified nor glamorized these women, but presented an objective, almost documentary view of the everyday life they shared with him."
 

MojoRisin'

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anyone have any info on this Rosa? she sounds hot!
 

kramer

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toulouselautrec said:
But I like the idea of splitting her with others. If we could get 52 guys together and buy a top of the line doll it would come to about $150 Canadian each plus GST. Then each guy could have her for 1 week a year. Each guy must promise to give her a bath when he's done for the next guy. At the end of the year we could all give her one big gang.
toulouse:

This would be a highly difficult task to manage properly. What if each guy had a different preference in terms of the air pressure for the doll. Would you be required to set a "default" air pressure that everyone would be required to bring it back to prior to passing it on??
 

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Time-Share Blow-Up Doll

An idea whose time has come. Wow! How come I never thought of this before? Hey... The more shares you buy the more time you can have. Charge more for peak periods like long weekends or other holidays. Maybe we could rent her out by the hour. Pick up and delivery extra of course. Of course we can also have various levels of quality. Bronze, Silver & Gold. Pricing would reflect the same. We can ask Fred to create a special section for us for reviews. Of course in consideration of this we will advertise here. Maybe we could barter for services such as website design and hosting. Oh! So many ideas. So little time. My head is swimming with dizziness... OMG! Wow!
 
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