Real Canadians

[dcbogey]

OK - how many of you are "real" Canadians? And before anyone tears me a new one - I mean how many have sex in a canoe?

 

[Mcluhan]

OK - how many of you are "real" Canadians? And before anyone tears me a new one - I mean how many have sex in a canoe?

Excellent point. Several boats. No canoe yet.

...adding that to the list

out-riggers allowed?

 

[LancsLad]

Yes, thats what Muskoka is for.


It will piss off danmand to know she was of Danish parentage.


Cowgirl would be best, that way she can keep paddling.

 

[yippie]

That's Pierre Berton's most famous line. When asked to define a Canadian, he responded, "A Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe."

 

[papasmerf]

I have had maple syrup and have had back bacon, does that make me Canadian?

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I have had maple syrup and have had back bacon, does that make me Canadian?

Do you want to be Canadian?

If so, it's aboot time eh! Maybe Lancs can put in a good word for you at the immigration office.

Don't forget, all guns must be registered first.

 

[papasmerf]

Do you want to be Canadian?

If so, it's aboot time eh! Maybe Lancs can put in a good word for you at the immigration office.

Don't forget, all guns must be registered first.

Um that would be only the ones with serial number?

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Um that would be only the ones with serial number?

I think you found a loophole in the great Canadian Gun Registry Program.

 

[papasmerf]

I think you found a loophole in the great Canadian Gun Registry Program.

For the mot part guns pre-1932 did not have serial numbers.

 

[danmand]

For the mot part guns pre-1932 did not have serial numbers.

In that case you have to testfire a bullet into a haybale and send it in with your request for registration.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

In that case you have to testfire a bullet into a haybale and send it in with your request for registration.

No wonder the Gun Registry cost billions.

 

[LancsLad]

In that case you have to testfire a bullet into a haybale and send it in with your request for registration.

TIME TO STOP THIS SENSELESS SLAUGHTER OF HAYBALES.



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[papasmerf]

In that case you have to testfire a bullet into a haybale and send it in with your request for registration.

As a member of PFTETOHB I could not do that. But I can think of a fw places I would be wiling to shoot up.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

As a member of PFTETOHB I could not do that. But I can think of a fw places I would be wiling to shoot up.

Am I still in your sights?

 

[LancsLad]

Am I still in your sights?

If he's joking I'm guessing its that flea biten bear.


if he's serious I'm certain who.


Keep the sites clean Papa and good hunting.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

If he's joking I'm guessing its that flea biten bear.


if he's serious I'm certain who.


Keep the sites clean Papa and good hunting.

Pops told me once I was in his sites (spelled sights). I don't think he was joking.

Discretion being the better part of valour, I've never pointed out any of his spelling errors since.

 

[great bear]

Flea bitten moi? You guys are ticking me off.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

Flea bitten moi? You guys are ticking me off.

I think you mite be overreacting.

 

[LancsLad]

Flea bitten moi? You guys are ticking me off.

Gnat what you wanted to hear , eh?

 

[great bear]

I think you mite be overreacting.

I flea from mites.