Read to me Baby!

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The bitter cold encouraged me to stay inside and catchup on some surfing. I haven't looked at CL in a long time. Lots of massage, a lot of not so veiled erotic, some legit services and a few interesting ones,

Here's one I must admit I've never seen or thought of before:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/ths/4250018936.html

To each their own. A real twist on Audio Books!

 

[bolt.upright]

Sounds interesting. I wonder what she charges... I'll have to find someone closer to home to do that for me!

 

[Terminator2000]

Sounds interesting. I wonder what she charges... I'll have to find someone closer to home to do that for me!

she probably charges $200 an hour. no sex. no physical contact. just reading to you.

 

[bolt.upright]

she probably charges $200 an hour. no sex. no physical contact. just reading to you.

Yeah, probably. Well, good luck to her. Tell her not to hold her breath waiting for me to call.

 

[sauna1701]

I think there was an old French movie called The Reader. She would visit the guy in his room and read to him while naked. No sex. There was one scene where she is lying on her stomach reading and the guy lies down beside her and start kissing all over her ass.
Left a big impression on 13 year old kid because I'm now an ass man.

 

[DukeSSk]

I think there was an old French movie called The Reader. She would visit the guy in his room and read to him while naked. No sex. There was one scene where she is lying on her stomach reading and the guy lies down beside her and start kissing all over her ass.
Left a big impression on 13 year old kid because I'm now an ass man.

I thought about the exact same thing when I came across this!

 

[Ringworld]

Film was called La Lectrice with Miou Miou

The scene where she rides Patrick Chesnais while reading to him is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

There was a similar scene in The Adjuster with Jennifer Dale.

 

[Rono]

Will she read the bumps on my scrotum?

 

[explorerzip]

It says that she's unlicensed. I wonder what a licensed girl does?

 

[trax]

she probably charges $200 an hour. no sex. no physical contact. just reading to you.

Lol. And the client remains clothed. I guess that means you can't have her read Erotica while you jerk off. Perhaps a (literate) ex-stripper!

Reminds me of the old joke about growing up in a small town during the 60s. You jerked off while an older guy who went to see a soft porn tells you all about it.

One way or the other, I won't be calling.