Rant Ahead!!!!!

AJstar said:
O.K. now. You decided to give a client extra time(good will) and now U are upset over it cuz he didn't tip extra :rolleyes: Yes ,the hickey thing wasn't good. Me thinks U need a vacation.

Oh honey there was no deciding on my part,,,,he was straddling my chest and ramming my mouth, no way can I casually glance at my watch without him noticing. I mentioned twice that he needed to finish up cause I had someone waiting, he gave me the "i'm almost there" line and just kept fucking my face......I ran out of good will ten minutes after his time was up. I don't expect tips,,,but I sure as hell expect to be compensated for the time I spent working my ass (or in this case my mouth) on him.
 
East York Melissa said:
I've had to ask a few people to be a bit more gentle because I knew they were going to leave a hickey or a bruise.

I can usually tell when they are sucking or biting too hard and do the neck move lol, this guy was slick though, I barely felt a thing.
 
I hate watching the clock, it makes me and I'm sure my date, feel uncomfortable.

What one of my ATF clients suggested is to create a CD for timed session. You know the songs, so when you hear "so-and-so" song you know it's a certain time. : )

Sometimes I do the old-school geshia thing, I have incense that burns specifically for 1 hour.
 
KatiePie said:
What one of my ATF clients suggested is to create a CD for timed session. You know the songs, so when you hear "so-and-so" song you know it's a certain time.
Many AMPs in the US do this. They start a music CD at the beginning of a session and that's how they discreetly time the session.....;)
 
Hmmmm good idea,,,,,I guess using an egg timer would just spoil the mood huh? DING oh, times up get out ;) I play porn while I work,,,,perhaps I should get a new dvd that is only one hour long and learn what action is going on a certain times......hmmmmmmmm (if you smell smoke that's just me thinking)
 
KatiePie said:
I hate watching the clock, it makes me and I'm sure my date, feel uncomfortable.

What one of my ATF clients suggested is to create a CD for timed session. You know the songs, so when you hear "so-and-so" song you know it's a certain time. : )

Sometimes I do the old-school geshia thing, I have incense that burns specifically for 1 hour.

Very good idea thank you.
Where do you get incense that burns specifically for 1 hour hon?
 
TurnAround is Fair Play

Why not offer him one of your Domme sessions at an attractive discount and send him home with a mark to remember :)
LadyTY2Uall said:
O.M.G. If You KNOW it takes you FOREVER to cum why would you not book a suitable amount of time?!?!?!?!??!

AND WHO THE FUCK LEAVES A FUCKING HICKEY ON AN ESCORT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Unfuckinggoddamnbelievable.
Dude books a half hour KNOWING full well it takes him WAY LONGER to get off does he re-inburse me for the extra half fucking hour it takes before I finally tell him he has to cum or leave cause I have someone else on his way? FUCK NO!!!!!!! Just looks fucking sheepish, says he's sorry and LEAVES My lips are fucking raw cause I worked my ass off trying to get this guy off AND I HAVE a FUCKING HICKEY !!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
 
I'm glad you don't see it as your own failure if you can't get him off within a certain amount of time. You never know, he could have gotten off an hour earlier.
It's okay to let him know time's up in a gentle way.

BTW, when you type AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH it's so sexy. :)
 
Brill said:
I'm glad you don't see it as your own failure if you can't get him off within a certain amount of time. You never know, he could have gotten off an hour earlier.
It's okay to let him know time's up in a gentle way.

BTW, when you type AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH it's so sexy. :)


Awwww blush Thank You
 
Rockslinger said:
I hate incense and candles and anything else that burns and emit smoke and smell.:(


Alrighty then, no burning things....actually I am making up hour long playlists as we speak. Music will be my guide....
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
Music will be my guide...

Soft music is fine. Oh, no ROUNDBACK chairs:( , only SQUAREBACK chairs. The problem with roundback chairs is you can't hang anything (e.g. umbrella, folded pants, backpack, etc.) on them.

Also, please ask that tall dark quiet gentleman in the corner to leave. Thanks.
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
O.M.G. If You KNOW it takes you FOREVER to cum why would you not book a suitable amount of time?!?!?!?!??!

AND WHO THE FUCK LEAVES A FUCKING HICKEY ON AN ESCORT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Unfuckinggoddamnbelievable.
Dude books a half hour KNOWING full well it takes him WAY LONGER to get off does he re-inburse me for the extra half fucking hour it takes before I finally tell him he has to cum or leave cause I have someone else on his way? FUCK NO!!!!!!! Just looks fucking sheepish, says he's sorry and LEAVES My lips are fucking raw cause I worked my ass off trying to get this guy off AND I HAVE a FUCKING HICKEY !!!!!!!!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH


So you met my boyfriend did ya? Fucking asshole I know. LOL

Seriously, when Mr.D was hobbying, he would only book half hours and I know he could go 3+ hours before cumming. I rely on it actually, lol.

Worst part about it is, he could jerk himself off in 2 minutes, which is what he would do. Book 30 - fuck for 28 and jerk for the last 2 if he didn't get off with the girl. At least we would leave in 30 minutes and wouldn't leave you with a hickey.
 
Rockslinger said:
Soft music is fine. Oh, no ROUNDBACK chairs:( , only SQUAREBACK chairs. The problem with roundback chairs is you can't hang anything (e.g. umbrella, folded pants, backpack, etc.) on them.

Also, please ask that tall dark quiet gentleman in the corner to leave. Thanks.
lol I have coathooks on the back of my bedroom door hon, you can hang whatever you like off them. And I will kick that lurking guy out pronto.
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
Alrighty then, no burning things....actually I am making up hour long playlists as we speak. Music will be my guide....
And at the end of the one hour CD have the Toronto Maple Leaf PA announcer voice over "Last minute to play in the game".;)