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There were so many good applicants for the all female nude race that we have to run two heats. The first heat was yesterday and I posted the video (sorry about the bikini bottoms). We'll do the second heat to-day. Weather looks good. We'll just wait till it gets a bit warmer.
Oh, two of the runners have arrived by bike and they are already naked.
Oh, two of the runners have arrived by bike and they are already naked.
Couldn't post this earlier because of trouble downloading the video. So, here is heat 2 of the nude all female race.
Those female runners were a wild and crazy bunch. They stripped me naked and forced themselves on me.
Caught her before she got dressed.
After getting dressed.
After getting dressed.
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Just got a "wish you were here" text with attached pic from the beach. She said it's quite warm in the sun but these are clearly the waning days of the 2023 beach season.
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay came back again unannounced. He said he wasn't impressed in his last visit. Wants to see the kitchen again. So, I took him to the kitchen. WTF!
Had to break up a fight between two nude servers. One accused the other of stealing her customers. Had to tell the girls to play nice.
Holy crap. Found another pic from back in the day. The image quality of the early digital cameras (circa 2000) was pretty poor. Anyway, she took her bottom off but kept her top on.
On my way to work this morning. I noticed a naked woman outside her car.
Me: What seems to be the problem?
Naked woman: Locked myself out.
Me: No problem. I have a wire hanger in my car.
Oh damn. The wire hanger trick didn't work. Let me drive you to the mall.
Meanwhile back at the mall.
Naked woman: How can I ever thank you?
Me: I'll think of something.
Me: What seems to be the problem?
Naked woman: Locked myself out.
Me: No problem. I have a wire hanger in my car.
Oh damn. The wire hanger trick didn't work. Let me drive you to the mall.
Meanwhile back at the mall.
Naked woman: How can I ever thank you?
Me: I'll think of something.
Taylor is in the mall to-day to promote her new album. She is currently getting ready in her dressing room. I'll pay her a visit to go over the security details.
Knock, knock,
Taylor: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked.
Taylor: Don't be a prude. Come in.
Me: Ok, just want to go over the security details with you.
Taylor: Sounds good.
Knock, knock,
Taylor: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked.
Taylor: Don't be a prude. Come in.
Me: Ok, just want to go over the security details with you.
Taylor: Sounds good.
Reminds me of the birth of my son. I was holding my wife's hand, standing next to her head, and trying not to be totally useless during the obviously tortuous process.
The OB/GYN doctor told me to come stand beside him, where I saw my son's head crowning out of my wife's vagina. An amazing moment, but I could never look at her vagina the same way again...
