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Took a walk through the parking lot earlier this morning.

Me: Ma'am, why are you naked?
Woman: I'm one of the nude auto show hostesses and I'm a bit lost.

Me: The mall has a dressing room, no need to undress in the parking lot. I'll escort you over to the auto show.

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The auto show with the nude hostesses is a huge hit, especially with males and those who wish they were male. Here is one of the auto show hostesses posing with three male attendees.
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On my way home to-night I gave this woman a lift. She said she fell asleep at a party at an Abnb and she was naked when she woke up and everybody had left.
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Just got a text with attached pic from Jasmine at beach. She said it is actually hot in the sun. She thought there wouldn't be many or any perverts at the beach on a Tuesday. Was she ever wrong! The beach is crawling with perverts. Apparently, perverts don't work and/or go to school. They just exist.
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Heard that Jayden, the manager in charge of the auto show wanted to see me.

Knock, knock,

Jayden: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked.

Jayden: Just doing my daily exercise. I want to thank you for taking care of the security for the auto show.
Me: No problem.

Jayden: I heard that nudity and sex are happening in the show.
Me: The dealers wanted naked hostesses to spice up the show a bit. The hostesses are a big attraction with the male and most of the female attendees.

Jayden: Nevertheless let's restrict the attendees to age 18 and older.
BTW: Do you think I would make a good naked hostess?
Me: Sure, no problem. 18 and older it is.
BTW: You would make an excellent naked hostess.
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I thought I should drop in to the auto shop before going home. I'm sure all the boys and girls are hard at work on the cars. So, I open the door and WTF.
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Got a "wish you were here" with attached pic text earlier this afternoon when it was still sunny outside. (It's getting really cold in the evening/night now.) They were giving away free Bud Lights, since no one is paying to buy them anymore.
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On my way to work earlier this morning, I gave this woman a lift. She said she locked herself out of her car (all her clothes were inside) and didn't have a wire coat hanger around.
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Just got a "wish you were here" text with attached pic. She said it is sunny, quite warm and little humidity to-day. Ok, so she was a bit surprised when the camera came out.

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Oooops, posted wrong pic above. Here's the correct pic.
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Eight years ago I fucked her after watching the CNE Air Show from Hanlans
 

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The auto show has been really popular and the show has been extended indefinitely. Now that we raised the age of attendees to 18 and older, our lawyer said the nude female hostesses can be more "creative". The hostesses love the extra freedom in creativity.
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