Ring, ring
Me: Hello, Mall Cop here.
Greta: Good news. The test audience loved the latest version of our movie. They said the FS scenes with Melissa and Margot look almost real.
Me: The FS scenes were real. You kept shouting "harder, harder, go all the way in".
Greta: Oh yeah, I remember now. Listen, Netflix is already talking about a sequel.
Me: I'm not sure about a sequel. I don't want to be typecast as a sex object.
Greta: We'll discuss this later. Bye for now.