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Interviewed a young lady who is currently a server at Hooters. She even wore her Hooters uniform to the interview.

Me: So you are interested in a job in the Potatohead Pub?
Hooter Girl: Yes, I heard they are looking for nude servers.

Me: Why?
Hooter Girl: I heard the money is really good and I have a huge student loan.

Me: Are you ok working naked?
Hooter Girl: Absolutely. Let me show you.
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Oh damn, Netflix ran the movie by the test audience again. Once again, they strongly suggested another FS and BBBJ scene. When asked by Netflix I said: "Noooooooooooooooooooo, I am not a sex object." But, they increased my salary by $200,000 so I reluctantly agreed.
 
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Oh damn, Netflix ran the movie by the test audience again. Once again, they strongly suggested another FS and BBBJ scene. When asked by Netflix I said: "Noooooooooooooooooooo, I am not a sex object." But, they increased my salary by $200,000 so I reluctantly agreed.
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It's upsetting that they are so willing to strike break and that you and your co-performers are crossing the picket lines.
 
So, the new mayor wants to meet me in person.

Knock, knock,

Mayor: Come in.
Me: Glad to meet you madam mayor and congrats.
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Mayor: I heard you recently took down a live shooter.
Me: All in a day's work, ma'am.

Mayor: It's really hot and muggy in here. Do you mind if I get out of this monkey suit?
Me: Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
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Mayor: Glad to be rid of that monkey suit.
If you ever need anything and I mean anything, just give me a call.
Me: Thanks madame mayor, much appreciated.
 
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ring, ring

Me: Hello, Mall Cop here.
Netflix: We're going to be ready to shoot your 3rd FS scene to-night. Your biological female partner will be Melissa.
 
So, the cast and crew is assembled to shoot my 3rd (or is it 4th?) FS scene.

Me: Hey Melissa, are you good to go?
Melissa: Ready and willing. I thought you were bigger.
Me: The camera adds 2-3 inches.

Melissa: It's ok if you were to do full penetration.
Me: Thanks. Let's see how things go.
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After we finished shooting the FS scene (it took 14 takes), we hit the Potatohead Pub for beer and a bite to eat.
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Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning. This lady was parked in the mall manager's spot. So I asked her to move her car and she exposed herself.
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Good news. Margot Robbie has agreed to do a sex scene or two as a favour to Greta for casting her in the mega hit "Barbie". Greta asked me if I want a stunt double to do the sex scene(s). I said it's ok, I'll do it myself.
 
True to her word, Margot showed up at 4PM to shoot the sex scenes.

Me: Glad to meet you.
Margot: Likewise, glad to meet you too.

Me: Are you ready to do the shoot?
Margot: Ready and willing. I thought you were bigger.
Me: The camera adds 2-3 inches.
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The shoot with Margot took a bit over 4 hours. I had to stay hard the whole time. Greta is a perfectionist and she took many takes to get exactly what she liked.

After the shoot, the cast and crew headed off to the Potatohead Pub for a beer and a bit to eat. Netflix picked up the tab.
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During a break in the filming, I took 3 candids of Margot taking a call on her cell.
Yeah, she caught me taking the candids and flashed a bit of a smile (3rd pic).
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