Random Photo/Video Thread

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I decided to take a break from the mall and went for a walk in a nearby park and this happened.

 

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Netflix was so impressed by me in the FS scene that they wanted to shoot a second FS scene. I told them I don't do FS scenes for free.

 

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Unreal. So, I'm taking pics of the bride and her mother came into the room. Yes, her mother and started doing this, despite my protest.

 

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So, I'm hanging out in the Potatohead Pub. I'm flirting with these two females when they asked if they could play with my cock? I said "sure, why not".

 

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Interviewed a young woman this morning applying for a job at the spa.

Me: Are you ok working naked?
Applicant: Yes, naked is good.

Me: Are you willing to perform BBBJ?
Applicant: Absolutely, let me show you.

 

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She wanted to get hitched before the baby arrived.

 

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That was some bachelorette party, eh.

We got her cleaned up in time for the wedding.

 

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I was almost finished shooting the bride when her mother burst into the room and grabbed my cock.

 

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Gal dropped by the PotatoHead Pub to pick up her free gift card. Then she was caught trying to steal 2 cans of Bud Light. So, it was my unpleasant duty to take her to the basement to teach her a lesson. (My video machine is not working. Hence the screengrabs.)

http://imgur.com/a/QkQYaF1

 

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Just got a "wish you were here" text and pic from the beach. I can't lie around on a beach, too much stuff happening in the mall.

 

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Dropped by the gym to make sure all is good. I see the ladies are busy playing with big balls. They are welcome to play with my balls if they are short on balls. LOL

 

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I hired a UBER to take me home to The Bridal Path. On the way, I saw this young woman hitchhiking so I decided to give her a lift. I assume she is naked because it is Saturday night.

 

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It's not true that wedding photographers get all the sex they can handle. A bit of hanky panky before getting dressed.

Now she is dressed in her white wedding dress.

 

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So, Netflix showed the movie (Mall Cop- Superhero) to a test audience. The result was that they love the movie but wanted more nudity and sex. So, I had to do another FS scene. The producer also wanted a BBBJ scene as well.

 

[anonymong]

Dropped by the gym to make sure all is good. I see the ladies are busy playing with big balls. They are welcome to play with my balls if they are short on balls. LOL
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Is this from a video? Amazing!

 

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Is this from a video? Amazing!

No, not a screengrab. It is actually from a still photo.

 

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I'm getting concerned about Netflix. They are turning the movie into a porn shoot.

 

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We are still holding Gal in the basement. Her IDF training kicked in and she is refusing to tell us where she hid the 2 cans of Bud Light. So, we brought out the "battering ram".

 

[Valcazar]

Oops. Something has happened with the lighting on set.

 

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The Potatohead Pub finally got its license to operate as a strip club.