Being a helpful person, I held the ladder while Amanda climbed up.
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Caught another couple engaged in BBBJ this morning.
Oh darn, just got a text from the Boss Lady. She's here in one of the vacant offices and wants to see me ASAP.
Me: You wanted to see me.
Boss Lady: Yes, come right in.
Me: But, you're naked.
Boss Lady: Don't be a prude, come right in.
Boss Lady: Show me how you check a suspect.
Me: First, you ask them to empty their pockets. Than you ask them to disrobe. Then you get up close and check for stolen goods and/or weapons.
Boss Lady: Let's pretend I'm a suspect. Demonstrate on me.
Me: Ok, here goes.
Boss Lady: Good job. Keep up the good work.
Me: Will do.
Me: You wanted to see me.
Boss Lady: Yes, come right in.
Me: But, you're naked.
Boss Lady: Don't be a prude, come right in.
Boss Lady: Show me how you check a suspect.
Me: First, you ask them to empty their pockets. Than you ask them to disrobe. Then you get up close and check for stolen goods and/or weapons.
Boss Lady: Let's pretend I'm a suspect. Demonstrate on me.
Me: Ok, here goes.
Boss Lady: Good job. Keep up the good work.
Me: Will do.
Whew. I finally got rid of the Boss Lady.
I figure I'll swing by the Goodtime Fitness Club before going home.
Saw only 4 ladies. The others must be in the shower. All 4 got down on their knees to kiss my feet.
I figure I'll swing by the Goodtime Fitness Club before going home.
Saw only 4 ladies. The others must be in the shower. All 4 got down on their knees to kiss my feet.
Took a coffee break in the patio. Ran into Amy, looks like she is giving me the finger. Wonder what is pissing her off now?
Just heard that the Mall is currently in negotiation with Netflix to do a series titled "Mall Cop- Hero". It will have sex, female nudity and violence. I will play the Mall Cop and do my own sex scenes with female partners, no body double.
I received complaints from the ladies in the Goodtime Fitness that someone with male genitals is using their dressing room. As Mall Cop I have access to the female dressing room as part of my job mandate.
No male genitals to be seen to-night. Ladies, carry on.
No male genitals to be seen to-night. Ladies, carry on.
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Ok, my shift is over and I'm relaxing in the Potatohead Bar. The nude female servers are a huge hit with the patrons.
Here's Alexis bringing my drink.
Here's Alexis bringing my drink.
Went down to the patio for a late breakfast. Allie was already there.
Took a short walk after lunch and saw this woman.
Me: You dropped something?
Pretty woman: Yeah, dropped my car key.
Me: Found it, it was stuck in your bum.
Pretty woman: Thanks. Would you pull my skirt down so it covers my bum.
Me: You dropped something?
Pretty woman: Yeah, dropped my car key.
Me: Found it, it was stuck in your bum.
Pretty woman: Thanks. Would you pull my skirt down so it covers my bum.
Oh darn. The assistant mall cop caught another shoplifting suspect so I have to do a search for stolen goods and/or weapons. No rest for the weary.
