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I was about to get in the Uber when I noticed this woman lying on the pavement. I helped her back up and offered her a ride.
Just completed my first walk around the parking lot. Saw Lindsey sunning herself on a park bench. She showed me her new red NIKE sneakers.
I hate when people do this in their car in the parking lot. Go and get a room. She's licking it like an ice cream cone.
I believe this is Ricky Fowler‘s wife!
Holy crap! You're right. Never knew that.
Ok time to hit the bar again for a drink or three. Some strange stuff happens late at night.
Got introduced to the newest server.
The bar decided to experiment with nude servers. Seems to be a success.
Don't tell anybody but I'm heading out now to go to an incall to see my favourite SP. Will be back in the mall when it starts getting really busy.
On my way out of the parking lot I saw this lady so I offered her a lift.
I'm back at the mall after my session with the SP. First thing I had to check what was under the coat of these two shoplifting suspects.
I'm going down to the bar for a nightcap.
Oh darn, mooned again.
The move to nude female servers has been hugely successful.
Chilling by the pool
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Just a bundle of fucking sunshine
One of the worse aspects of being mall cop is breaking up people enjoying BBBJ and/or coitus in their car in the mall parking lot.
It's fairly common to see ladies looking for lost keys in cars.
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I'm back at the Potatohead bar. Just ran into Amber from grocery store.
BTW: The bar is thinking of hosting a ladies night out with male strippers. I say go for it.
Guess what I saw in the parking lot this morning.
As mall cop, I've seen it all. Women peeing in the parking lot.
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