A few years ago I was downtown on my bike minding my own business when I noticed the woman cyclist ahead of me was naked. I caught up to her at the next stop light. Since I have no shame, I asked her a few questions.
Me: Why are you naked?
Me: Where's the rest of your group?
Me: Why is there blood on your knee (see pics below)?
Me: I am trained in first aid, I should check you for any injuries?
Me: Can I take a couple of pics?
When I was in university, I briefly held a part-time job as a delivery guy for a fast food restaurant. Sometimes the woman would answer the door wearing just a robe.