G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #441 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #442 Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #443 When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #444 Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #445 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #446 What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #447 I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #448 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #449 Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #450 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #451 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #452 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #453 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #454 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #455 The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #456 The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #457 The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #458 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #459 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. - Steven Wright
G Galahad Discombobulated Member Dec 28, 2003 2,346 0 36 Sarras Jun 26, 2004 #460 The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
