Quotes

[Galahad]

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.

- Albert Einstein

 

[lasslicker]

He who praises everybody praises noboby.

Samuel Johnson

 

[Galahad]

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.

- Anais Nin

 

[Galahad]

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

- Steven Wright

 

[lasslicker]

The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Erica Mann Jong

 

[Galahad]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

- Steven Wright

 

[Galahad]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- Steven Wright