Quotes

[healer677]

Regarding women, it might be said that if you're close enough to smell the rose, you're close enough to feel the thorns.

 

[Galahad]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

- Isaac Asimov

 

[Galahad]

When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.

- Jim Morrison

 

[Galahad]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

- Albert Einstein

 

[Galahad]

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

- Benjamin Franklin

 

[lasslicker]

It is not the strongest species that survive,
nor the most inteligent,
but the one most responsive to change.

Charles Darwin

 

[lasslicker]

To do no evil is good,
to intend none better.

Claudius

 

[lasslicker]

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

 

[lasslicker]

Money is a poor man's credit card.

Marshal Mcluhan

 

[Morgan Ellis]

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

-- Dorothy Parker, when challenged to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence

 

[Berlin]

" Moooooooooooooo...."

- a cow

 

[Berlin]

" Is tuna really Chicken? "

- Jessica Simpson , 2003

 

[red]

"I feel like chicken tonight"

red

 

[lasslicker]

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Einstein

 

[Drunken Master]

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

-- Dorothy Parker, when challenged to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence

"I've been too fucking busy and vice versa."

-Dorothy Parker.

 

[Berlin]

" We're going to turn this team around , 360 degrees. "

- Jason Kidd

 

[Berlin]

" You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. "

- WWWWWWWWayne Gretzky

 

[healer677]

" I work on the principle that every man is a scoundrel until proven otherwise."

 

[Berlin]

" I get to go to lots of overseas places,

like Canada ."


- Britney Spears

 

[Berlin]

" It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago "


- Dan Quayle