Quotes

[big dogie]

Money so they say is the root of all evil today, but if you ask for a raise is no surprise there giving none away.
-Pink Floyd

 

[Flower]

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Cardinal Fang]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Douglas Adams

 

[baci2004]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein

 

[Berlin]

" Just wing it !"

- by some unknown American dude from the 90's.

 

[Avery]

"It's not sex that ruins my players, it's staying up all night looking for it" - Casey Stengel, long time NY Yankees manager

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I wish Sheik would stop PMing me for my rates.

Asian Sensation.....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Jack Handy

 

[Berlin]

" This thread is closed ."

- by, you know who.

 

[big dogie]

One small step for man one giant leap for mankind
- the woman that tried to wipe down Pablo's filthy ass

 

[Berlin]

"That's the way it shoud be too, no real slave like us should be sexual with our goddess, when we have sex with our goddess she becomes a lowly mortal and the whole shit goes down the drain, the main fantasy dies, all those fantasies with her is finished, finito.

Sex sucks. "

- by (X..X)

 

[healer677]

"There once was a man from Nantucket"


Man from Nantucket

 

[Velvet]

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

- Confucious

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!"

- Python, Monty

 

[Velvet]

thanks leggss.. think it is the right way to approach any kind of work!

hugs n smiles to you.... xo

 

[Cardinal Fang]

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!"

- Python, Monty

Truer words have never been spoken...

 

[Velvet]

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from


LOL no idea who said this but it is priceless

 

[wrong hole]

"Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time."

Albert Camus

translated: Hot chicks totally rule

 

[Velvet]

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.

Helen Keller (1880 - 1968)

 

[Cardinal Fang]

"WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT?"

Mayor of Hiroshima.