Quotes
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My own Quote
" I was born free now I am expensive"
"I am such a good lover cause I practice a lot on my own!"
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was
" The man goes on top and the women underneath"
Well...for the past 4 years I have been using a bunk bed!
"I would like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he is working on now. "
"Sex is the nicer way of saying Hi!"
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away, but in my case the doctor keeps cuming!"
"It is not what you are wearing, It is how you take it off!"
"I like men, because dildos can't buy drinks!"
"Err is Human to really screw up you need a computer"
"Work hard, Play hard and stay Hard"
"Coffe, Chocolate and Men some things are just better rich"
Janda Habibi
" I was born free now I am expensive"
"I am such a good lover cause I practice a lot on my own!"
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was
" The man goes on top and the women underneath"
Well...for the past 4 years I have been using a bunk bed!
"I would like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he is working on now. "
"Sex is the nicer way of saying Hi!"
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away, but in my case the doctor keeps cuming!"
"It is not what you are wearing, It is how you take it off!"
"I like men, because dildos can't buy drinks!"
"Err is Human to really screw up you need a computer"
"Work hard, Play hard and stay Hard"
"Coffe, Chocolate and Men some things are just better rich"
Janda Habibi
Which is worse?
The wolf who cries before eating the lamb or the wolf who does not.
LeoTolstoy
The wolf who cries before eating the lamb or the wolf who does not.
LeoTolstoy
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich Nietzsche
Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.
Henry Bromel
Henry Bromel
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Quoting a quote
"The stomach is the only part of a man which can be fully satisfied. The yearning of a man's brain for new knowledge and experience and for more pleasant and comfortable surroundings never can be completely met. It is an appetite which cannot be appeased."
{Thomas Edison}
"The stomach is the only part of a man which can be fully satisfied. The yearning of a man's brain for new knowledge and experience and for more pleasant and comfortable surroundings never can be completely met. It is an appetite which cannot be appeased."
{Thomas Edison}
