For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson - 1803-1882 - Lecturer-Poet-Essayist
Ralph Waldo Emerson - 1803-1882 - Lecturer-Poet-Essayist
Every time you make something IDIOT proof, God goes and makes better IDIOTS!
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty
Thank you for furnishing that, Boss...“Those who invalidate reason, ought seriously to consider, 'whether they argue against reason, with or without reason; if with reason, then they establish the principle, that they are laboring to dethrone;' but if they argue without reason, (which, in order to be consistent with themselves, they must do,) they are out of the reach of rational conviction, nor do they deserve a rational argument.”
― Ethan Allen, Reason the Only Oracle of Man: Or a Compendious System of Natural Religion
I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With A Few. Bobby Bare.Took a shot at you baby, but deliberately missed. If that ain't love, what is. Bobby Bare.