Quickest sex with civy

Zoot Allures

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Ended up having sex with quite a few civvies in the 2-4 hours after meeting them. My wife included. Always loved those encounters, so hot.
How does that happen with you?

I would wait for her to give a strong hint and make first move otherwise things could go south

For example, I was at a retreat and on day two, a girl I got to know on day one, sat beside me and whispered a blowjob joke into my ear. That is a clear example of her
making first move but seldom are signals that clear. I guess she thought I was attactive when she first saw me and when she got to know me as a sensitive guy
and because she was also very experienced and confident she made the overture

Cannot remember the joke as most blowjob jokes are not funny
 
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Cbr20152012

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The thing when I was young was pure fuckery. I was shocked when it worked.

what I do now was born out of the understanding in middle age that so many people are just waiting for someone to make a move so that they can have an experience, so I just started making one.

Trick is to focus on the why and not the what. The why involves feelings, the imagined experience and seduction. The what is just sweaty post 2-3 drink sex.
 

Benny2001

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One time I worked as a bus boy in a club.
Girl said you’re cute. I leaned in and kissed her and she grabbed my hand and took me to the washroom. We fucked and she took a cim. I went back to work and till this day I don’t even know her name.

Another time, I was at coat check leaving the club and this girl smiled at me. I told her why is my luck so bad that the girl with the prettiest smile would be here when I’m leaving the club. We left the club together. I gave her group of girls my phone said hold this while I borrow your friend for a min. They all said okay and we fucked in my car.

I met this girl at the gym at like 11:30 pm. Asked her if she wanted to hang out. She said yeah pick her up in an hour after she went home and showered. We got hammered she invited me over. I got in two strokes before whiskey dick happened but idgaf that one counted!

These are the better stories. I don’t shoot 100 percent. But you kind of have to be out there for something like this to happen. For every girl I got there’s prolly 100 that said ewwww wtf are you doing put your dick away.
 

Jami77

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I used to have a VW Transporter bus type RV thing. I would park it downtown not far from the clubs down a side street. I used to crash in it after the clubs as I was too cheap to get a cab home. Most time in clubs I would leave unlucky, occasionally I would get phone numbers, but quite a few times I'd tell them about my bus parked round the corner and we'd go there straight from the club and do the business. If we were too drunk then we'd just crash and do it in the morning. The old saying "If the vans a rocking dont come knocking is so true". We'd have to try and not get that synchronised rocking going. Was fun.

Funny thing was my buddies would laugh at me and say I'd never get laid in the bus but I think over a few years my count was around 20. That was about 10-15 years ago now. Definitely good times. And definitely quicker than getting her back to my apt. Plus I think girls are not so keen to go home with a stranger to an apt. But theres a curiosity thing to a bus.
 

Joyrection

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I used to have a VW Transporter bus type RV thing. I would park it downtown not far from the clubs down a side street. I used to crash in it after the clubs as I was too cheap to get a cab home. Most time in clubs I would leave unlucky, occasionally I would get phone numbers, but quite a few times I'd tell them about my bus parked round the corner and we'd go there straight from the club and do the business. If we were too drunk then we'd just crash and do it in the morning. The old saying "If the vans a rocking dont come knocking is so true". We'd have to try and not get that synchronised rocking going. Was fun.

Funny thing was my buddies would laugh at me and say I'd never get laid in the bus but I think over a few years my count was around 20. That was about 10-15 years ago now. Definitely good times. And definitely quicker than getting her back to my apt. Plus I think girls are not so keen to go home with a stranger to an apt. But theres a curiosity thing to a bus.
Before "vanlife" was a just a thing on the internet! Respect to you sir!
 

Valcazar

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I was going to ask for clarification but didn't because an encounter doesn't start when you think it does. A quickie actually starts long before the quickie.
That's a fair point.
 

K Douglas

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About 90 minutes from entering a late night house party while away at university. One of the hottest chicks I've ever scored in my life and I didn't have to make any effort whatsoever. Had a few repeat encounters before she moved out West for the summer.
 
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Ahri

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This past Feb in a Chicago convention. Sat in the lounge reserved for special guests and volunteers with open bar and buffet. I was alone on a leather easy chair taking a load off my feet with a whisky after a long day. Slightly older lady was sitting across from me in a very nice skirt and suit jacket. People all around us, I caught her eye, we smiled. After 30 seconds I walked across and sat next to her and asked how her day went. 2-5 mins of commiseration and I put my hand on her knee and leaned in and we kissed. Never tried this before and I was shocked at my boldness. Suddenly she breaks away and said her co workers nearby might tattle on her so we went and found an empty meeting room and slid my hands up her skirt to a sopping wet pussy and proceeded to eat her out. It was so hot! Made plans later that night for drinks at her hotel lobby and spent the night.Best convention ever!
That actually sounds so hot 🥵
 

moredale7

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Quickest sex with civy

Oh brother this should be priceless.

Everyone brace yourselves for an avalanche of bullshit including mine, I fucked my English teacher during a detention she gave me.
 

SexB

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My first date when I signed up for Plenty of Fish.

I was in her bedroom having awkward sex within a couple hours of meeting her.
 
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Zoot Allures

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Quick sex happens at sex clubs and Tantra festivals and the Human Awareness Institute retreats but even at those places
there is a phase where you get to know each other.

Rule number one is no means no and yes means maybe




I would like to go to a place like this where sexuality is taught

Swingers Massage Orgy - Bing video
 
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