Question: Slightly embarassing situation...

[Goober Mcfly]

All right. I have obtained what I set out to do.





Whenever you look into a toilet and see a shit-stain, you'll think of me.

Next objective, equate the female orgasm to my left shin...

 

[banshie]

Remo's answer was the best.

Remo said:

"Or you could crap on the floor next time. No toilet stains there."

The only effective alternative, IMO, is to throw in a hand grenade. But, remember, you will only have 5 seconds to get the hell out!

 

[DonBusch]

All right. I have obtained what I set out to do.

Whenever you look into a toilet and see a shit-stain, you'll think of me.

Next objective, equate the female orgasm to my left shin...

Nooooooo, you can't change the topic!!! I'm sure lots of Terbites wanna find out more about toilets and shit-stains. Err............., think we all need help.

 

[woohoo]

either a) dont piss during ur time on then get off the can and use the pressure of ur piss to clean the stain off or b) a variation flush afterwards and piss when the water is very thin on the bowl so your piss will have more force when it hits the bowl

 

[Berlin]

back to the main topic..

it's Lunch hour... O, wat da heck..


Solution:

step a/ before you take a dump, line a layer of (quality ) toilet paper on the water surface, inside the bowl... it doesn't take skills to do it;

then proceed with your main task. ( during which ,the matter you are off loading , when enters into the water, will be blanketed by the TP, thus reducing the risk of staining the insde wall.)


If you are pulling a big dump, but are master of your rear domain, break your task up into interval,
pause,
and repeat step a after each off loading, until task completed.

(almost forgot) then flush.

Happy off loading..... Have a Happy Valentine !

 

[legmann]

Re: Have a smoke

Gotta luv the topics today gang, shit stains and vomit fetishes. And they call hobbying the sport of gentlemen?

Don't forget a**hole-licking too !!