Question: Slightly embarassing situation...

[Goober Mcfly]

Okay, this is a little over the top. That said, heed the following warning...

---------WARNING-----------
The following question is kinda
weird, and kinda gross.

Sorry in advance.
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Crapping at work

Does anyone know of a way to get shit-stains off of the bottom of the toilet without getting your hands wet? Just asking.

*eye-shift*

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Not that its ever happened to me...

... but you might trying balling up a fairly substantial wad of TP, submerging the baseball sized object, and flushing. Hopefully the friction of the mass passing down through the opening will cleanse the sides upon exit. Repeat if necessary.

If you get to 5 times, change your diet.

 

[mailman]

Re: Not that its ever happened to me...NOR ME

... but you might trying balling up a fairly substantial wad of TP, submerging the baseball sized object, and flushing. Hopefully the friction of the mass passing down through the opening will cleanse the sides upon exit.

If performing the above suggestion one should be even more concerned with the wad pluggin up the toliet and causing it to overflow...................

If you can manage a piss, afterwards.........Try flushing the toliet and as the water runs out aim & shoot at the stains.........Either that or several flushes.............

 

[sweetnlovinlady]

lol aaaaaaaawww

lol omg goober take a buck out of your next session go to a dollar store and get a toilet brush lol

 

[Big Bear]

Deny

Goober, do what men have done since the dawn of time, or at least since the advent of the toilet, deny you did anything and blame the previous occupant. Then hope like hell some nice lady comes along at night and cleans up after you.

By the way if you already tried the balled up toilet paper and it stopped up the toilet blame someone's tampon for the problem.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Re: Deny

...deny you did anything and blame the previous occupant.

*slaps forehead*

Why didn't I think of that!?! Thanks Big Bear.

btw, do you shit in the woods?

 

[onthebottom]

Okay, this is a little over the top. That said, heed the following warning...

---------WARNING-----------
The following question is kinda
weird, and kinda gross.

Sorry in advance.
------------------------------

Crapping at work

Does anyone know of a way to get shit-stains off of the bottom of the toilet without getting your hands wet? Just asking.

*eye-shift*

Use your foot?

OTB

 

[gypsy121]

Well...

...hire a maid!

gypsy

 

[wet and waiting]

Have a smoke

Light one up since the air is probably kind of thick anyway. Let the water sit for a minute then flush again. Try flushing a few times and if the swirling water doesn't "clear" the problem, then I support the deny you did anything option.

Gotta luv the topics today gang, shit stains and vomit fetishes. And they call hobbying the sport of gentlemen?

 

[drlove]

[BDoes anyone know of a way to get shit-stains off of the bottom of the toilet without getting your hands wet? Just asking...[/B]

Why would anyone's hands have to get wet?? It's not like you're only option is to go in uncovered... LOL

Failing the availability of a toilet brush, just do what I do:

1) Squirt liquid soap/ hand cream/ etc. into toilet

2) Add copius amounts of toilet paper.

3) Flush

4) Cross fingers and hope for the best.

5) Repeat as needed.

If that doesn't work, I second someone else's suggestion of blaming the last hapless occupant.

Happy cleaning!

 

[duMaurierguy]

Goober, how do you come with this stuff?!

Back to your problem at hand. Back in university, my roomates and myself would pour a can of Coke down the toilet and flush it the next morning(what would you expect from 4 young guys living on their own?). Don't laugh, it worked! Remember the chemistry class experiment in high school placing the rusty nail in a can of Coke? Same principal. Who says education is over-rated?

 

[DonBusch]

.... my roomates and myself would pour a can of Coke down the toilet and flush it the next morning

Would baking soda work? It deodorizes too ....

Alternatively, you can take a condom, insert hand or finger (substitute with other body parts at your own risk) and wipe.

Oh yeah, you can also just use someone else's toothbrush

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Thanks for all the ideas. Don't forget, I'm at work, though. I have a toilet brush at home for this express purpose.

Any other ideas?

 

[xarir]

Any other ideas?

1) Shit at home before you go to work.

2) Shit at home after work.

3) Use the next stall over.

4) Go to the ladies room instead and hope it's cleaner than the guys'.

5) If you're in an office building, go to another floor and use some other company's crapper.

6) If you're downtown, go to any nice hotel and use their public washrooms. The King Eddy, The Royal York, The Four Seasons all have nice washrooms.

7) Call building maintenance and tell them the washroom needs servicing.

8) Pucker up and hold it until you can find a clean washroom somewhere else.

 

[Big Bear]

Shit in the Woods

Goober,

Of course I used to but after watching Joe Millionaire I'm a little more careful about what I do in the woods. A word to the wise, be careful what kind of leaves you use or you can end up (so to speak) with a nasty rash. You notice all us bears now use Charmin instead.

 

[RollingStone]

...confused as usual.....

ahhhh.... maybe I missed this but :
Was the sh*t on the inside bottom or OUTSIDE bottom of the toilet.

If the later, an explanation is in order .... er on second thought.... NO don't explain!
Mind you, your hands WON'T get wet if on the outside.


cheers eh!

 

[BigGuy26]

bottom of a toliet

Who cares what's on the bottom of a toilet, its a toilet for god's sake! Thats what it is used for.

 

[Remo]

Or you could crap on the floor next time. No toilet stains there.

 

[ryo]

toilet

You could put a cork in it and hold it in until you get home.

Alternatively, as soon as you get out of the toilet, complain loudly so everybody can hear, there is already stains on the bottom of the toilet and the previous occupant should have had the courtesy of cleaning it up.

 

[DonBusch]

Re: toilet

You could put a cork in it and hold it in until you get home.

Krazy Glue would probably provide better coverage, wouldn't want any nasty leaks ....

For tips on how to unglue your butt cheeks ....er, I meant fingers, chk out www.krazyglue.com