I have no clue how to dance, am I fucked? (not literally of course) More like I won't dance, too self conscious.
Question for the ladies
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ok if your fucked so am i cause i don't dance either, maybe we should start a clubnewbieatthis said:
I have yet to be proven wrong on this theory.... people fuck the same way they dance. Great dancers are usually great fucks. They know how to use their bodies... they know how to move their bodies and most importantly they have a sense of rythmn. 
calloway said:I have yet to be proven wrong on this theory.... people fuck the same way they dance. Great dancers are usually great fucks. They know how to use their bodies... they know how to move their bodies and most importantly they have a sense of rythmn.
ok now if that's not an intrinsicincentive to learn how to dance i don't know what is lol. How to bang better haha
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calloway said:I have yet to be proven wrong on this theory.... people fuck the same way they dance. Great dancers are usually great fucks. They know how to use their bodies... they know how to move their bodies and most importantly they have a sense of rythmn.
What a load of crap. Look John Travolta, you can have no ability to shake your money-maker but be a supremly talented love maker. And if you wanna test it out, I can't dance to save my sons lives but I could out fuck you any day of the week.
Farrah Foxxx said:I'll teach you
I believe it's called the "whitey two step".... I would have no problem doing tango or some kind of organized dancing so long as I learned how to do it, but this ad lib stuff scares me to death.
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newbieatthis said:
Listen buddy. Call Farrah, invite her over, dance with her a bit and get to know her. That way you learn to dance at home.
calloway said:I have yet to be proven wrong on this theory.... people fuck the same way they dance. Great dancers are usually great fucks. They know how to use their bodies... they know how to move their bodies and most importantly they have a sense of rythmn.
I've never had a complaint from a girl before about my lovemaking skills, despite having absolutely no clue how to dance.... Mabe great dancers are great lovers, but that you can't dance doesn't mean you don't know how to bang a girl......
yychobbyist said:
Next time I'm in Toronto, I might have to do that. Unfortunately I live in another country, south of there.
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Ok, then what you need to do is rent the movie "Shall we Dance". Then join a dance school. At the end, you'll end up being able to dance, you'll look like Richard Gere and you'll be married to a woman who looks like Susan Sarandon. Plus, if that doesn't work, you can always hire Johnny Cochrane and sue the school!
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Farrah Foxxx said:I'll teach you
I just drank a half of a bottle of Benylin cold and cough, and a about 8 fingers of scotch; It's seems to be having a truth syrum effect on me. Here goes....I would love to be able to dance the Tango with my new bride at my wedding as a first dance. I think it would be a very romantic thing to do...might even make mom cry lol.
Can you Tango hon? I would book a couple hours for a starter lesson.
I know that tomorrow I'm going to regret writing this lol....alright!!! pass the beer nuts!!!
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yychobbyist said:
Yup!! I get very boyish when I'm like this lol.
You think she'll take me up on my offer? I'm dead serious, I would love to learn and I can think of a better teacher.
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