Pussy vs Beer

[JANDA]

1._Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. One point to Beer.
2._Warm Beer tastes awful. One point to pussy
3._A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to Beer
4._If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. one point to pussy
5._Ten Beer in one night you can't drive home. Ten pussies in one night you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to pussy
6._If you have a lot Beer in a public place,your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public,you become a legend. One point to pussy
7._If a cop stops you and you smell of Beer you may get arrested. if you smell of Pussy ,He may buy you a beer. One point to pussy.
8._Too much Beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you will think you've seen God. One point to pussy.
9._In must counties there are a tax on beer.One point to pussy.
10._If you have another Beer the first one never gets pissed off. one point to beer.
11._You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or a can.One point to Beer,
12._You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to Beer.

FINAL SCORE: Pussy:07
Beer:05
lol,

 

[Stymie]

nice comparison

10 points for Janda

thanks for being Janda ....................................

 

[Svend]

If pussy is up to it, I'd like a rematch. Best 8 out of fifteen

 

[Planner]

Beer & Pussy!

I would think that pussy and Beer go hand in hand and I would like to have a Beer with Janda then some pussy

 

[3Tees]

When you're given a beer with head, it's a bad thing. When you're giving pussy head, it's a good thing. Another point to pussy.